WWAW dudes lying about their height?

[Feehan's Fart Box]

This is an autistic rant, but if you ask any dude their height most of the time you can shave like 2 or 3 inches off that to discover their real barefoot height. I'm a staggering height of 6 foot 1 AND A HALF (sorry, Joe) barefoot, and I've seen many dudes who are shorter than me or around the same height that claim to be 6'3 - 6'4. Likewise, I've seen a lot of dudes who claim to be 6 feet in actuality be average 5'9/5'10 chumps. So many dudes inflate their height that I just say 6'2 if someone asks me, which is around where I am in normal footwear. It just seems lame to me to give yourself a few inches to feel better.

So many fake ass niggas out there.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm 5' 11" but tell everyone 6 feet. 5' 11" is tall for a Puerto Rican so I can pass off as 6 feet easily. Even the cute little black medical assistants say "I'll write down 6 feet for you." And giggle when I get my physical.

6' 1"? Can't say I'm that tall, that's just embellishment.

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

I'm 5' 11" but tell everyone 6 feet. 5' 11" is tall for a Puerto Rican so I can pass off as 6 feet easily. Even the cute little black medical assistants say "I'll write down 6 feet for you." And giggle when I get my physical.

6' 1"? Can't say I'm that tall, that's just embellishment.

It's tough being 6'1, we hit our heads on so many things. The world is simply not made to accommodate men of this immense stature.

I think its more acceptable to go by your height in shoes because I feel like most people do anyway. It's rare I see a dude who is a legit like 6'4 and you know when you see them because they're usually super goofy, lanky looking motherfuckers (think Tom Brady).

 

[NortheastPhilly]

There arent 5’9” people claiming to be 6 foot, thats preposterous, but yes people usually add an inch.
People have too good a concept of height to add 2 or more inches

 

[guest]

This is an autistic rant, but if you ask any dude their height most of the time you can shave like 2 or 3 inches off that to discover their real barefoot height. I'm a staggering height of 6 foot 1 AND A HALF (sorry, Joe) barefoot, and I've seen many dudes who are shorter than me or around the same height that claim to be 6'3 - 6'4. Likewise, I've seen a lot of dudes who claim to be 6 feet in actuality be average 5'9/5'10 chumps. So many dudes inflate their height that I just say 6'2 if someone asks me, which is around where I am in normal footwear. It just seems lame to me to give yourself a few inches to feel better.

So many fake ass niggas out there.
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Anything above six feet usually forces a scheduling clash with shorter hot famous women. That’s all I got.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m 5’6” and will tell people I’m 5’5”. I know I’m short so what difference does an inch make? I estimate downwards because I don’t actually care. Short guys who are insecure about their height make me sick. Lean into it, nerds.

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

I’m 5’6” and will tell people I’m 5’5”. I know I’m short so what difference does an inch make? I estimate downwards because I don’t actually care. Short guys who are insecure about their height make me sick. Lean into it, nerds.

Damn, you're like the anti-Rogan. Fawkin' braaavo, brother. *clap* *clap*

 

[guest]

I’m 6’2”. Feels good man. But i guess i’m just above average over here.

 

[CutesyMissy]

At 5'8" 165 pounds ain't no way I can upsell my height.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I'm 6ft whatever in shoes/boots

If women ever ask I say I'm almost 5'10 , just to fuck with their retarded sense of measurement. They also believe that my short chode is a respectable 7 inches. Retards

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Damn, you're like the anti-Rogan. Fawkin' braaavo, brother. *clap* *clap*

Exactly. Rogan is worth like $100M, who the fuck cares if a bunch of people on the internet make fun of your height?

And then you go ahead and wear lifts? Are you fucking kidding me? One of my best friends is 4’11” and he has way more dignity than someone who is worth 9 figures.

 

[SensibleKeks]

I'm 5'11" and 10/16ths

But I always round down to 5'11" even because God didn't want me to be 6 foot. It doesn't bother me at all, I'd tell you if it did. Honestly.

 

[UnPRePared]

Exactly. Rogan is worth like $100M, who the fuck cares if a bunch of people on the internet make fun of your height?

And then you go ahead and wear lifts? Are you fucking kidding me? One of my best friends is 4’11” and he has way more dignity than someone who is worth 9 figures.

Rogan cycles HGH and has a stomach so bloated he's either pregnant or a xenomorph is going to pop out.

If he stayed with his original body tone, he'd not only look relatively normal, I think he'd get less shit than he currently does, purely by not overcompensating.

Now he looks like roided Vern Troyer.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Short faggots ruined shoes. Every sneaker is a pair of lifts. Nice retardedly gigantic heel, stupid

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I’m 6’2”. Feels good man. But i guess i’m just above average over here.

You're just giving more evidence towards Marfan syndrome

 

[guest]

You're just giving more evidence towards Marfan syndrome

Shortcells finna seethe

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I'm average height but when I meet girls on whatever app they're always surprised I was honest. They just assume you're 1-2" shorter than you said, putting me in manlet territory. Can't blame them since most guys lie.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m 5’6” and will tell people I’m 5’5”. I know I’m short so what difference does an inch make? I estimate downwards because I don’t actually care. Short guys who are insecure about their height make me sick. Lean into it, nerds.

I’m 2 inches too short to get a date with Mila Jokavich

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I don't know how tall I am but when I got my license I wrote in 5'10 and I've been going with it every since. I'm not Dave Landau so I doubt anyone is going to measure me.
Edit: is this thread just tricking us into saying our heights?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I'm 6ft whatever in shoes/boots

If women ever ask I say I'm almost 5'10 , just to fuck with their retarded sense of measurement. They also believe that my short chode is a respectable 7 inches. Retards

I do this with my dick as well. I've never measured it but I say it's 7 inches. Women are dumb.