WWAW dealing with actual stalkers?

[Petworth dude]

A gal I recently started dating has an ex who apparently stalks her. He's even been known to show up at her apartment complex. Now, my main priority here is ensuring her safety and mine, so what are my options? I'm a Cumia-sized manlet, so I doubt there would be a favorable outcome for me if there was some sort of physical confrontation.

Also, this isn't the first time I've been privy to a stalking situation. My cousin's ex has been stalking her for years, and he even followed here from DC to Denver, so I know that these situations can last for years.

 

[johnnynoname]

, and he even followed here from DC to Denver

she must be amazing at fellatio yo

 

[guest]

Scar her up real nice so nobody will want her.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[johnnynoname]

Scar her up real nice so nobody will want her.

nigga men are pigs

I once got a blow job from a woman who looked like Terry Gordy

 

[johnnynoname]

they would have made a lovely couple btw

they could be called "fat and weird"

 

[Harry Powell]

It’s simple. You have to kill him.

There’s no other way to make sure he won’t re-emerge and cause problems years down the road. Even if you got him arrested there could be a future Prince of Tides scenario.

 

[PickleRickle]

My current CHICK was getting stalked by her ex when I first started seeing her. We were hanging out in her old basement apartment, laughing at youtube videos, caught the little faggot creep listening to us up against the window. He ran like hell. Never seen him again. Its been 3 years.

 

[wbgreen]

I know exactly what to do. Watch the documentary I Think We're Alone Now. It follows two weirdos obsessed with the 80s pop singer Tiffany.

At the end, one guy stops stalking Tiffany because he becomes obsessed with Alyssa Milano instead; watches all her nude direct to video movies, and even snoops outside her home.

So, simply get the guy to switch to some other woman to stalk! Preferably Alyssa Milano.

 

[Turk February]

Have you considered arguing with him on social media?

 

[guest]

nigga men are pigs

I once got a blow job from a woman who looked like Terry Gordy

I know just the ape for the job

 

[johnnynoname]

I know exactly what to do. Watch the documentary I Think We're Alone Now. It follows two weirdos obsessed with the 80s pop singer Tiffany.

At the end, one guy stops stalking Tiffany because he becomes obsessed with Alyssa Milano instead; watches all her nude direct to video movies, and even snoops outside her home.

So, simply get the guy to switch to some other woman to stalk! Preferably Alyssa Milano.

this is very funny

I'm not giving ribs but it's still very funny

 

[wbgreen]

I'm not giving ribs

You are mean.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

It's called the 2nd Amendment

 

[Meownaw]

nigga men are pigs

I once got a blow job from a woman who looked like Terry Gordy

I was hoping it said Terry Clifford.

 

[johnnynoname]

I was hoping it said Terry Clifford.

I wish it was Clifford

 

[johnnynoname]

eww...I just perverted an innocent, cartoon so I could be witty on the internet

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I wish it was Clifford

Those jewish assholes threatened to throw me in prison when I suggested a new Clifford book; Clifford and his big red penis.

 

[eggfeller]

cut all ties & let God handle it

 

[guest]

Do they give up the butt and aren't we going to end up in prison anyway?