WWAW Da Hooters?

[The Greaseman]

You might say I'm a fan of attractive women

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Wings aren't bad, but the tits, or lack thereof, were abysmal. I think the last time I was there, Hooters had just lost a lawsuit saying they couldn't discriminate their hires, IE, they were required to hire whoever was qualified to work regardless of their tits which kind of goes against their business model. Ask about the toy Yoda.

 

[guest]

You might say I'm a fan of attractive women

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wings aren't bad, but the tits, or lack thereof, were abysmal. I think the last time I was there, Hooters had just lost a lawsuit saying they couldn't discriminate their hires, IE, they were required to hire whoever was qualified to work regardless of their tits which kind of goes against their business model. Ask about the toy Yoda.

I heard they got sued for a Hundred Grand! *hamanamanamanama*

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The food is crap for the most part, the service is mediocre and if I want to pay to have girls pretend to like me I'll just go to a strip club where I can motorboat them ( or at a Mexican strip club do whatever basically)

I used to work across the street from one. They were way too slow to go during lunch. Also my gf worked at the shops next to it and would always see hooter girls come in with old guys who'd buy them shoes and purses. Something about slots who do soft prostitution but still think their above that annoys me.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I paid in cash.

 

[guest]

When you are ordering, ask for the chicken breast. Super funny

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When you are ordering, ask for the chicken breast. Super funny

Michael Scott did that.

 

[guest]

Michael Scott did that.

I definitely dont watch the show and i definitely did not steal it from that scene. parallel thinking

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I definitely dont watch the show and i definitely did not steal it from that scene. parallel thinking

It’s just the most cringy thing to do at Hooters. I wasn’t accusing you of stealing it haha.

 

[guest]

It’s just the most cringy thing to do at Hooters. I wasn’t accusing you of stealing it haha.

[SIZE=9px]The office scene is the only reason i said it[/SIZE]

 

[guest]

Never been into a Hooters but always felt like a loser the few times I went into an actual strip club.

First off, being a good looking bastard it always felt unnecessary. I ended up getting the number off an actual Brazilian 9 (OK, a 7) dancer and fucking her a few times when I was a penniless student in London.

Felt sad for the girls in the clubs I went to in Rome, Berlin, Prague and Sarajevo after that. Like you were once little girls who dreamed about being fairytale princesses and now you're shaking your swollen labia in my face. What happened? What went wrong? That's what happens to you with perspective, I guess.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The one on the right
Age.

She does kinda look like DJ Tanner

 

[johnnynoname]

Never been into a Hooters but always felt like a loser the few times I went into an actual strip club.

First off, being a good looking bastard it always felt unnecessary. I ended up getting the number off an actual Brazilian 9 (OK, a 7) dancer and fucking her a few times when I was a penniless student in London.

Felt sad for the girls in the clubs I went to in Rome, Berlin, Prague and Sarajevo after that. Like you were once little girls who dreamed about being fairytale princesses and now you're shaking your swollen labia in my face. What happened? What went wrong? That's what happens to you with perspective, I guess.

this is fiction

 

[MonsterSteve]

I never understood Hooters. Like if I want food I'll just go to a regular restaurant. If I want titties, I'd watch some porn or go to a titty bar.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I never understood Hooters. Like if I want food I'll just go to a regular restaurant. If I want titties, I'd watch some porn or go to a titty bar.

Because a lot of you are taking the whole place out of context. It just girls in shorts and push up bras--a lot of bartenders at other places wear the same shit. The one near me has couples and families and shit. It doesn't feel like a strip club at all.

Granted, there are cringe dudes who flirt with the servers and mistake their kindness for tips as something more, but again, that happens at regular bars and restaurants too

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Because a lot of you are taking the whole place out of context. It just girls in shorts and push up bras--a lot of bartenders at other places wear the same shit. The one near me has couples and families and shit. It doesn't feel like a strip club at all.

Granted, there are cringe dudes who flirt with the servers and mistake their kindness for tips as something more, but again, that happens at regular bars and restaurants too

Right, so what's the fucking point? There's food, but it sucks. There's tits, but not really. I don't understand who this is for.

Edit: is this like Christian Rock?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

this is fiction

Always the envious deformed manlet kikes jealously hating the Aryan phenotype.

Seethe more, kike midget.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I went there a couple times over a decade to go to watch UFC fights. Food sucks. Girls fake flirting with me doesnt rev my engine so its not really a place for me. The uniforms are nice.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Right, so what's the fucking point? There's food, but it sucks. There's tits, but not really. I don't understand who this is for.

Edit: is this like Christian Rock?

I look at it like a bar with a nice view of while you’re drinking. I could go to a different bar and be served by a fat bearded guy, or instead, a couple of cute college girls, and it doesn’t cost any more. The food is moot and I never even consider ordering it.