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WWAW crying

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Movies make me tear up pretty easy when I'm by myself. Seeing little kids or really old people sad bums me out.

I also told the OG sub when I cried in front of a hot veterinarian when I had my dog put down. The consensus was that I was a bitch and I murdered my dog. There were AbeVigodasMurderedDog accounts that would tell me how much they hated their life as my dog and they were glad they were dead. We were funnier back then.
 

Uncle Floyd

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Movies make me tear up pretty easy when I'm by myself. Seeing little kids or really old people sad bums me out.

I also told the OG sub when I cried in front of a hot veterinarian when I had my dog put down. The consensus was that I was a bitch and I murdered my dog. There were AbeVigodasMurderedDog accounts that would tell me how much they hated their life as my dog and they were glad they were dead. We were funnier back then.
When I put my dog down in October I cried on the way out of the vet's office. Almost made it outside before I gave one of those double choke-sob-inhales. Right at the front desk, "Can I [sob, sob] go out this door?" with my voice going up an octave and shit...

And when my three-month old had heart surgery ("nice congenital heart problem, stupid") I cried. So gay.
 
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