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WWAW closeted Brit footballers
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Fucking try one on then, buddy
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I wouldn't even hurt you, Turry. I'd collapse on top of you.
Then there's just you throwing uncontested BOMBS at some limp retard who's not fighting back...
How do you feel, Turrance? I bet ya feel good.
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Well you heard it here first, guys. Ange might not have the backing of the fans but the cultural icons and stars of stage and screen think he's doing a bang up job.
Another crushing defeat for United yesterday, we'll be taking your calls after a word from Selco: It's where the trade goes!
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I'm not the man. I run for the man.
Regrettably, the creepy Viking was freed without charge in 2023, and since last summer has been back playing, even with his national team. A bad look for Iceland.
The official story goes (grain of salt here): Gylf fell victim to a common club scam run by gangs in the North of England, where pimps try to set footballers up with barely-legal or illegal girls, then blackmail those footballers either to the media or to their wives & families. Most footballers, even the thick ones, know better than to fall for this—usually they’ll all share the same few dozen pass-around yachtgirls who they force to sign NDAs. And some Set 8 players who do fall for this pay off their blackmailers to keep quiet.
Gylf however got taken in like a fool—probably because he’s not a Brit and didn’t come up in the Prem, doesn’t have many friends to pull him back and tell him no, and like most soulless players he cannot use manful reason or honour around schoolgirl pussy—then refused to pay off the gang to shut up and keep quiet. Am not sure just how far he got with this girl or if he closed any deal or paid money, it seemingly hasn’t been disclosed publicly. But if the police knew then it was near as damnit.
It took two whole years for the Old Bill to categorically deem that technically nothing illegal happened, yet he stillwasn't cleared of wrongdoing. Even if he didn't technically do anything noncey, he's still a wrongun for putting himself in that situation and getting as far as he did. He’s cheap and creepy and perverted, albeit not a criminal (yet)
Adult men shouldn't be having anything to do with girls barely of age, especially when said men are rich as fuck enough to afford high-class pro escorts, and are married to knockout Euro models.
At least certain Brit football clubs continue to abuse him from the stands. This chant is a classic, I think gay messiah George Michael would approve:
He's never gonna play again
Gylfi's feet have got no rhythm…
Aye? Every Spurlina I talk to online can’t get enough of him, and want him to stay next season. He’s certainly Spursy enough.
They let their talisman and star striker walk to Germany though, and they may be soon to lose his husband Son as well, so their judgement cannot be sound.
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One 18 year old came out last year. People were acting like it was some huge moment that would change the sport.
He made one appearance in the third tier and has spent the rest of the time at semi pro clubs.
Just had a referee come out as gay after getting fired for doing coke on video, calling a manager a cunt all on video and filmed by his boyfriend who was blackmailing him.
He made one appearance in the third tier and has spent the rest of the time at semi pro clubs.
Just had a referee come out as gay after getting fired for doing coke on video, calling a manager a cunt all on video and filmed by his boyfriend who was blackmailing him.
