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WWAW closeted Brit footballers

nasty twp

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Apparently there's a few in the Premier League and the England team on the dl.

Intrigues me how lots of straight men on socials say they'd rail Jack Grealish, given a chance, as their one gay exception or experiment. Am pretty sure the old Liverpool & England captain Henderson was knocking Jack off at one stage.

Grealish does seem like a cheeky drunk party slut or a pass-around concubine, just no thoughts head empty, would do whatever you wanted if you fed him enough nos and poppers. I've heard rumours about how he got his Man City transfer. And he's sort of girly-acting and looking, snatched waist and massive cake and big doe eyes like Marilyn. Male football fans say they admire his calves, but they're so obviously more into his arse and just don't want to admit it.

Probably helps his sex appeal too that he's impossibly thick in the head, proper set 8. Bless him, atm he's desperately trying to get out of a multi-million quid contract because he actually wants to play footy at 30 years old instead of getting paid to just work out and be cheesecake in promo content, the stupid bimbo.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Also, serious question: are you pretending to be a limey or something? You're almost obnoxiously British.

Like I may have a 69000 page Canadian Thanksgiving thread, but that's not obnoxious, that's just giving the people what they want. I picture you looking like Jeremy Brett when you talk about cheeky arse-boys and your assorted puddings that aren't pudding.
 

nasty twp

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Also, serious question: are you pretending to be a limey or something? You're almost obnoxiously British.

Like I may have a 69000 page Canadian Thanksgiving thread, but that's not obnoxious, that's just giving the people what they want. I picture you looking like Jeremy Brett when you talk about cheeky arse-boys and your assorted puddings that aren't pudding.

I'll take it. Am the real McCoy, I'm afraid. Got an inherent vitamin D deficiency, crooked teeth and the whole shebang. I was sent to a posh school, so this is just how I've ended up sounding. Being gay probably compounds the issue.
 
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