wwaw casablanca

[not that Jack Horner]

I watched it recently. I liked it. But I prefer Carrotblanca.

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i need to watch this, i love bugs

bugs was based off of clark gabel

 

[not that Jack Horner]

yall turned my casablanca thread into shit

stawp it

 

[Jenna]

yall turned my casablanca thread into shit

stawp it

All I wanted was to praise Casablanca. Beautifully written movie that deserves its status as one of the greatest movies of all time.

 

[johnnynoname]

yall turned my casablanca thread into shit

ECW!
ECW!
ECW!
ECW!

 

[not that Jack Horner]

All I wanted was to praise Casablanca. Beautifully written movie that deserves its status as one of the greatest movies of all time.

it was written on the fly too

and has such a perfect dude character

you know he is a bad ass, but is so fucked up over this chick it shocks his bad ass gangster partners

its a perfect movie

 

[guest]

To be fair it was this thread wasn't it?

No. It really wasn't. Prison

 

[Meownaw]

No. It really wasn't. Prison

You are right I was wrong. On behalf of all of O&A forums we would like to apologize to you.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

hey

knock it off

humphrey bogart

casablanca

 

[guest]

You are right I was wrong. On behalf of all of O&A forums we would like to apologize to you.

It's far too late for apologies, stlaker. The carps are on the way.

 

[Meownaw]

It's far too late for apologies, stlaker. The carps are on the way.

Do carps have bones in them? @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, comment?

 

[johnnynoname]

this is a dissappointing thread---when Nat Hentoff used to post here none of this shit would happen

 

[Jenna]

it was written on the fly too

and has such a perfect dude character

you know he is a bad ass, but is so fucked up over this chick it shocks his bad ass gangster partners

its a perfect movie

Every other movie is like "I need to win back my chick, fuck this other guy, I'm the only one for her".

Having Ingrid Bergman say she chooses you, and telling her to get on that plane to be with the other guy because she'll regret it. FUCK!

 

[guest]

You're tweaking on Ritalin right now and just admitted you've enjoyed your experiences committing rape.

Never said I was committing it, you sneaky Jew. I was referring to my times with furburger.

The year you raped me was highly unenjoyable, let's make that clear right now.

 

[Meownaw]

Every other movie is like "I need to win back my chick, fuck this other guy, I'm the only one for her".

Having Ingrid Bergman say she chooses you, and telling her to get on that plane to be with the other guy because she'll regret it. FUCK!

I like Maltese Falcon more when the dumb broad tries to get him to save her and he pretty much tells her to tell it to judge.

 

[Meownaw]

Never said I was committing it, you sneaky Jew. I was referring to my times with furburger.

The year you raped me was highly unenjoyable, let's make that clear right now.

Furburger? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

 

[guest]

Furburger? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

He's in prison for misdemeanor hole stretching.

 

[Meownaw]

He's in prison for misdemeanor hole stretching.

Do you remember who started the hole stretching bit? It went from being funny to being annoying to being funny again. I howl when I see it now.

 

[guest]

Jenna just car crashed me. You know what that means. Danny boy...

 

[Jenna]

I like Maltese Falcon more when the dumb broad tries to get him to save her and he pretty much tells her to tell it to judge.

If we're discussing badass Bogart roles, how about African Queen? Him and Katherine Hepburn decide to mutually confess to (pre-Nazi WW1) Germans and get married before they're mutually hung to death, then deus ex machina another ship attacks and the married couple escapes.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

i come here to share my genius

and you monkeys gotta sperg

go watch Casablanca