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I often would have no recollection of the night before. I'd usually only remember up until early in the night, before the heavy drinking started, and then there's just nothing. It simply never occurred to me that I could pace myself when drinking.
The next day people would be telling me shit I said and did, but I have no idea what they're talking about and they keep talkeeeng. Literal strangers would say hi on the street and tell me what a hilarious night it was.
Being a disaster that others then have to look out for isn't cool, kids. You may think you're having a blast and everyone else can go fuck themselves but I'm here to tell you that drinking in moderation with polite company is the real party.
The next day people would be telling me shit I said and did, but I have no idea what they're talking about and they keep talkeeeng. Literal strangers would say hi on the street and tell me what a hilarious night it was.
Being a disaster that others then have to look out for isn't cool, kids. You may think you're having a blast and everyone else can go fuck themselves but I'm here to tell you that drinking in moderation with polite company is the real party.