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Kinda scary tbhwy
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WWAW a swarm of bees attacking an old man
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Fuck the police, funster.
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That bummed me out when he faceplanted and then just gave up and sat on the curb letting the fuckers sting the shit out of him.
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I'm on team bee. That guy did something to piss them off, so deserve what get. If you fuck with a nest, you should get stung. If you see one bee, get scared and spray a bunch of fear-pheromones everywhere, you should get stung.
This also came to mind:
This also came to mind:
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Black mindset
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Danface Killah rules everything around me
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Similar rules of engagement, but you don't have to put up a tough or crazy front to keep safe around bees, just be calm and they won't mess with you. Wasps, you gotta get pissed at or they'll think you're weak.
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why did I laugh 40 seconds onwards...those bees are from SOUTH CENTRAL
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I was tearing up after the fall. The whole situation seems like something out of the Simpsons.
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Heh heh, why would they put Farley in charge of the bees
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It was the spin before the fall that made it pretty funny looking.
The reporter almost seemed like he was about to laugh when she studder said "he hurts himself"
The guy popping out the little car just shouting at the guy and getting back in the car because the bees were telling him this ain't his show.
The reporter almost seemed like he was about to laugh when she studder said "he hurts himself"
The guy popping out the little car just shouting at the guy and getting back in the car because the bees were telling him this ain't his show.
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I recall one at home time in primary school a swarm of bees came across the one entrance/exit and picking up point for all the parents. Imagine 200 children running out of school and into a swarm. Absolute fucking chaos. Kids were laughing at the sheer madness of it all. Parents scattering. People screaming. I thought I would freak my mother out by running towards the swarm for a laugh. It looked like a wall of bees. It bludged out towards me and I thought better.
A few years later one stung me and I found out I was allergic as I ended up in hospital with my face all swelled up like the elephant man. I'm meant to carry around medicine to inject myself if it ever happens again but how often are you stung?! I haven't been since.
A few years later one stung me and I found out I was allergic as I ended up in hospital with my face all swelled up like the elephant man. I'm meant to carry around medicine to inject myself if it ever happens again but how often are you stung?! I haven't been since.
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He does his little pirouette right into the only rock only the street for a hundred miles. Flawless execution. 10/10.
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A bee died on my door knocker. It was there for, maybe, three days before I decided to pick it off and toss it into the grass. Even after death, the fucker still stung me.
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BREAKING NEWS!
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I've only been stung maybe five times in my whole life. Like someone else said, if you're calm and you don't swat at them they won't hurt you. I don't care if a honey bee lands right on me. The times I can remember being stung were one time when I was a kid, I felt something land on the side of my neck and when I brushed it off it stung. Another time a couple years ago I was carrying a bunch of lumber into a basement and there was like a little aluminum and glass bus stop looking enclosure over it with a wasp nest and every time I went through there, they'd swarm out and buzz around me and not sting me, but the one time I hit the little enclosure thing with the end of a board and rattled the fuck out of it and one of the fuckers got me right in the armpit. Every other time barely hurt but those two were memorably shitty. The neck one especially.
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It bugs me to see people uncapable to react to being attacked, he didn't fight, he didn't flee, he just... Walked away casually at a leisure pace.