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WWAW a lil side hustle?

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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You don't even leave the house, cat lady brother.

Why did you keep Pitt's eyebrows? Didn't wanna put your own thinning slugs on there, brother brother?

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LockedHDD__Pot

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Sometimes when i’m at self checkout at the grocery store i ‘forget’ to scan an item.
They do have a weighing scale ya' know?

I do always pocket a block of cheese (only in winter when got a good jacket pocket)... I really don't know why & I've always got plenty enough to pay for it 30x over... I think they more attention to me stumbling around the booze isle.

As far as putting QR labels over things, some people I know where putting them over 'COVID check-in points' at railway stations, linking to vax info / infowars
 

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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When I was a kid, I went door to door selling lotto pins, telling people it was to raise money for church. Religious people are truly hayseeds.
 

Prince Bvstin

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They do have a weighing scale ya' know?
There are two bypasses for this. The first is to bury the item you want to claim in your own shopping bag, select "using my own bag" and it zeros the scale. You can put your bags in the cart and claim your free items as you go around the store. The other way is to put e.g. a bottle of wine on the scales and tell the system you're weighing potatoes which nets you a fair discount.

I never steal when I'm buying booze though as I've heard that security fucks folk who steal luxury items but will assume you're poor and need to eat if you're just stealing a few onions.

I also have a system where I will calculate what I believe the value of the cart should be and deduct a corresponding amount from the total by stealing x number of items. Especially with tuna some time the store inexplicably doubles the price. My autism cannot stand for that shit.
 
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