WW3 MEGATHREAD

[MunchausenByProxy]

They’re going in tonight to take Kyiv. They’ll do it easily but it could be a bloodbath

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

They’re going in tonight to take Kyiv. They’ll do it easily but it could be a bloodbath

 

[Cuphead]

Hope we don't got any brothamen in Ukraine

If we did, your moms box

 

[chocolatehellhole]

They’re going in tonight to take Kyiv. They’ll do it easily but it could be a bloodbath

hopefully Louie CK is captured and beheaded on video

 

[captain_kamala]

hopefully Louie CK is captured and beheaded on video

ugh could you imagine the faggoty tributes people here would post. i almost prefer he stay alive. yuck.

 

[captain_kamala]

all red haired people are literally the devil

 

[captain_kamala]

some fucking pervert took his dick out and you guys rush to defend him
ick

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

some fucking pervert took his dick out and you guys rush to defend him
ick

 

[Stent]

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

The real world is far too dangerous.... thats why I prefer the cozy confines of the Nigger Hate Thread and this weeks Mewler Report.

 

[guest]

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[Mr. Faggotry]

It's hard to trust any of the western news sources on who is winning and losing, are the Russians really fucking things up this bad? The Pollocks and Belorussians are on the verge of joining the conflict.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

UK sanctions against Russia just announced. They're basically dead to us now

gawd dammit! now I can't order my cosmonautic nootropics & KGB anti-hangover pills

 

[WhereWeAt]

He has a legitimate grievance as far as NATO encroaching on his borders goes but he alternates between that being the reason for Russian military presence in the region with a rose-tinted view of Ukraine being "historic Russian lands" which it is and it isn't. He's made no bones about his deification of Peter the Great and now seems intent on returning Russia to its geographic scope from that period of Tsarism - basically Russia, Belarus and Ukraine as one nation in all but name. Puppet governments in the latter two but him calling the shots.

If he did, he'd be saying that instead of claiming Ukraine isn't a real country and is part of Russia. The whole argument that NATO caused this fails because 1) Ukraine isn't a member of NATO 2) NATO membership moves at glacial speed, especially since they understand the downstream effects of Ukraine membership, so it's not like they were on the verge of membership 3) NATO membership has always been voluntary.

Putin invaded Crimea after his proxy in Ukraine was legally removed by a supermajority of its parliament. And it wasn't because of NATO membership, it was because of EU membership, which also moves slow as fuck and would've likely opened the books on internal corruption in Ukraine even most than NATO membership would've. So it was in the works, but slowly and would've taken almost a decade.

The events since 2014 have been the result of Ukraine following an independent path. Eurozone membership doesn't threaten Russia's security, and NATO membership was deeply unpopular in Ukraine until Russia took over chunks of their country. This isn't about security, because a Ukrainian invasion of Russia is ridiculous on its face. Fuck, in the Yelstin days there was real talk about Russia joining NATO.

 

[Cuphead]

I'm all in with da White Album

 

[CuntFucker]

If he did, he'd be saying that instead of claiming Ukraine isn't a real country and is part of Russia. The whole argument that NATO caused this fails because 1) Ukraine isn't a member of NATO 2) NATO membership moves at glacial speed, especially since they understand the downstream effects of Ukraine membership, so it's not like they were on the verge of membership 3) NATO membership has always been voluntary.

Putin invaded Crimea after his proxy in Ukraine was legally removed by a supermajority of its parliament. And it wasn't because of NATO membership, it was because of EU membership, which also moves slow as fuck and would've likely opened the books on internal corruption in Ukraine even most than NATO membership would've. So it was in the works, but slowly and would've taken almost a decade.

The events since 2014 have been the result of Ukraine following an independent path. Eurozone membership doesn't threaten Russia's security, and NATO membership was deeply unpopular in Ukraine until Russia took over chunks of their country. This isn't about security, because a Ukrainian invasion of Russia is ridiculous on its face. Fuck, in the Yelstin days there was real talk about Russia joining NATO.

They’re going in tonight to take Kyiv. They’ll do it easily but it could be a bloodbath

He has a legitimate grievance as far as NATO encroaching on his borders goes but he alternates between that being the reason for Russian military presence in the region with a rose-tinted view of Ukraine being "historic Russian lands" which it is and it isn't. He's made no bones about his deification of Peter the Great and now seems intent on returning Russia to its geographic scope from that period of Tsarism - basically Russia, Belarus and Ukraine as one nation in all but name. Puppet governments in the latter two but him calling the shots.

 

[WhereWeAt]

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Oh, oh you were finished? Well allow me to retort.

Nah, I'm not bringing a bibliography here, my nog.

 

[guest]

It's hard to trust any of the western news sources on who is winning and losing, are the Russians really fucking things up this bad? The Pollocks and Belorussians are on the verge of joining the conflict.

If the twentieth century taught us anything it's that you should never underestimate the Russian ability to fuck things up.

 

[RobertMewler]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I wan't to invade these ukranians with my weapon of mass destruction.