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Wtf is up with Patrick's forehead scar?

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He was sitting at a bar minding his own business when a group of racist Republicans decided to catch Pat off guard. One of them took a beer bottle and shattered it right on the center of his forehead. Blood started gushing but Pat didnt even yell or react in any way. He just ate it like a champ. The group was frozen and their jaws were on the floor.

Pat took one last sip of his Miller Lite, let out an “ahhh” of refreshment, and proceeded to one by one throw each member of the group out of the bar by their belts and the scruff of their necks until their was a dogpile of dazed and confused nazis on the sidewalk out front.
An attractive nurse began franticly rendering aid to his forehead and asked if he was ok, to which Pat replied “All in a days work.”

The bartender cracked open a cold Lite beer and said “This ones on me”
 
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