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I’m just surprised they can actually get over 70k people to show up for two nights. I think the people that walk around with title belts they bought are huge faggots.
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So about a year now.I lost interest when I started getting pussy.
Is he really short for a wrestler or is she very tall? I thought wrestlers were all like 6 foot 6.The second night was much better than the first.
The end though -- essentially they had Rock, Cena, and Undertaker come back. Undertaker literally was on screen for maybe 30 seconds. Probably got paid $1 million.
That's the problem with wrestling fans (among being mostly losers): their standards are just so low. In the entire story for the main event, there was no reason for Undertaker to be involved in anyway. But he comes out in sweatpants and a hoodie, does a choke slam to the Rock who really jumps up high, and the fans just lose their shit. It's low effort on the company's part and fans eat it up.
What do you all think of Cody Rhodes' wife?
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I'm not going to say she's ugly, but I know their kids will be.
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Nice ruining your genetic legacy, stupid.
Is he really short for a wrestler or is she very tall? I thought wrestlers were all like 6 foot 6.
That Khan spaz creeps me out. He’s a rich kid with his father’s checkbook that knows nothing about running a business - let alone a wrestling one. He deserves to get goofed on and I’m glad even the WWE takes shots at him for his tv tapings having nobody in stands.Not this new generation, from what I've seen.
Nash called the old WCW Cruiserweight division "Vanilla Midgets", which I never agreed with then.
That crew in AEW? I wouldn't fight that nomenclature. Especially their nonce boss...
Fucking pussy.
You realize that wrestling is fake, right?Not this new generation, from what I've seen.
Nash called the old WCW Cruiserweight division "Vanilla Midgets", which I never agreed with then.
That crew in AEW? I wouldn't fight that nomenclature. Especially their nonce boss...
Fucking pussy.
It seems like the current / future of WWE is making it pretty clear it’s a show and scripted entertainment. Just last night they thanked the people in charge of creative by name and had them come out which was something McMahon would never do.You realize that wrestling is fake, right?
What's that like?I lost interest when I started getting pussy.
They pivoted from not breaking "kayfabe" even in public. Like if someone recognized a wrestler in public they'd immediately revert to their fake persona. And they'd have to travel in their WWF entourage off camera as well in case someone saw them. Like Undertaker would travel with Paul Bearer or whatever.It seems like the current / future of WWE is making it pretty clear it’s a show and scripted entertainment. Just last night they thanked the people in charge of creative by name and had them come out which was something McMahon would never do.
I remember Hacksaw Duggan and Iron Sheik got arrested together for having coke on them and McMahon was more upset they were driving together since they were “enemies” on tv and ruined the storyline and not that they were traveling with illegal drugs. Same with million dollar man - they would give him more money on hand so he could “be” the character in public. Now they call Triple H by his real name and thank Bruce Pritchard.They pivoted from not breaking "kayfabe" even in public. Like if someone recognized a wrestler in public they'd immediately revert to their fake persona. And they'd have to travel in their WWF entourage off camera as well in case someone saw them. Like Undertaker would travel with Paul Bearer or whatever.
Now they are openly talking about their wrestling storylines to the fans and not even hiding it. The crowds are now basically nothing but childlike adults who never grew up. That guy who molested Florentine was born a generation too early.
That’s where I am with it, I’ll watch wrestlemania and maybe royal rumble but I can’t see how someone can watch it for 3 hours on Monday and two hours on Friday every week.It was more entertaining when it was akin to carny/sideshow circus.
I watch Wrestlemania out of sheer inertia and curiosity. I don't understand how someone over the age of 10 can watch this stuff each week and find it entertaining.
Fucking Rhodes was hugging the cameramen last night.
I really thought penny stock chaser was going to be one of the advertisers.I lol'd pretty good when Drew McIntyre was champion for about 5 minutes and held the title belt over his head in a victory pose just as a Dude Wipes advertisement popped up right next to him on the little electronic billboards they have on the ring posts.
That Khan spaz creeps me out. He’s a rich kid with his father’s paycheck that knows nothing about running a business - let alone a wrestling one. He deserves to get goofed on.
You realize that wrestling is fake, right?
The World is unworthy of such insite ,
Tony Khan is like someone with Ted Turner’s checkbook but hired Dave Metzler to run the company. He has no idea of how the business works but thought just being a spaz wrestling fan was enough. All his wrestlers are exactly the same but there’s nothing that makes them stand out or have interesting gimmicks. How many times can he claim to have a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT before he realizes his announcement is not major and not getting people to watch? Everyone you mentioned at least understands the business - Khan is just a wrestling fan and has zero knowledge of the business and how it works.I cannot stand the cunt. I was drunk last week and posted about him, even used a word I regret and never say otherwise.
He gets under my skin. No, he's not a predator like McMahon. He's also not a true salesman like Bischoff (hate the guy all you want, he did extremely well, his ego and Turner execs are what undid him), nor is he a man that can hide the negatives like Heyman-era ECW. Fuck, I can't Even say he's better than Vince Russo, who at least has moments of clarity.
This is what I think of Tony Khan: I'm pre-Stiltskin, very early 20's, and just finished performing for the night. This lad around my age, clearly rolling in quid, talks the band and I up and offers to cover our drinks for the evening. I'm the only one not abusing the gesture and choosing cheap pints - not shitting on my mates, but I felt weird about it - and then the guy buys me the clubs most expensive drink and hands it to me. He asks if I like it, I said I do, and he tells me to "Order as many as you want tonight". I told the guy "Do you have any idea how much this even costs?" He laughed and said "It's my Father's money, the fuck do I care!"
That's Tony Khan, a wanker born into money and no appreciation for how to use it.
Tony Khan is like someone with Ted Turner’s checkbook but hired Dave Metzler to run the company.
It really is run like Meltzer is in charge with his 5 star bull shit. He doesn’t understand why people watch wrestling and follow it - he looks at is a sport. It’s like being a fan of movies but not understanding how they’re made and how people that do know how it works like at it differently. I’m glad so many wrestlers goof on Metzler and he doesn’t understand why.I'm not going there on Dave Meltzer. I could write a diatribe sober about him.
I have a strong hate for anyone claiming to be a journalist when they're merely a glorified talking head.
But ummmm ya know, plans change.
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