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WrestleMania XL

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For the past couple of years I've watched WrestleMania and written about it on this board. I know, no one asked me, but I'm going to continue.

I don't watch wrestling at all anymore. Like many here I watched as a kid and then in the Attitude and Monday Night Wars era. I watch once a year to see how things have changed and they've mostly declined. I don't know most of the roster and couldn't tell you anyone's finishing move.

As expected: everything is niggerfied. The National Anthem sung by a female BiPoC. In fact, I suspect this is that standard now for all sporting events that feature The National Anthem. I don't think Whites are allowed to be the featured one sing it anymore on TV. And I've never seen a black man sing it. It's always non-Whites and always women.

Speaking of browns, a lot more of them than I saw growing up. Two twins fought--they were Samoans but they acted like niggers. One of them has this catchphrase "Yeet" and everyone yells it while making nigger motions with their hands. At one point they showed a watch party in "London, UK" and it featured what looked like mostly White people making this nigger motion.

Also, I thought it was "London, England." Do you Eurofags actually call it "London, UK"? Let me know in the comments below.

When I watched WCW in 1998, they did this spinoff of the NWO called the LWO -- the "Latino World Order." Basically, it was all the mexicans and lucha llibres -- which was actually a great reason to watch WCW. But it wasn't needed and WCW dropped the whole idea in a few weeks. So of course it's still being used.

Rey Mysterio is like 50 and he's still wrestling. I don't know how he's not completely broken down by now.

Ron "The Truth" now goes by R.Truth and his gimmick is literally being a stupid nigger. It's actually kind of funny.

The ladders in the ladder matches aren't the real kind like they were in the early 2000s. They're props and fake.

There are some decent women wrestlers but most are really bad and if the business wasn't already exposed, they'd be exposing the business. Most of them are just slow and don't have the speed/coordination necessary to pull of spots.

And essentially the show is just waiting for spots. And 50-year-old Rey pulled off something I hadn't seen before.

Every Roman Reins Match is exactly the same. At least since the last like 8 WMs have been headlined by him, they all have the same structure. I don't know how the fans put up with it. He's not that entertaining to watch in the ring.

There are still commercials but seemed there were fewer this year. No commercials for PreP, but they do show commercials for alcohol. Also the entire ring was lit up for "Wingstop" at the main event was sponsored by a home warranty company. Bizarre.

Oh, and finishing moves really don't finish opponents anymore. You can hit someone with two or three finishing moves in a few minutes and they'll still kick out. It's exhausting.

TLDR: niggerfied, but somehow less gay and niggery than last year.
 

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I watched a few matches last night. Way two many kickouts at the last second- it was absurd. Somehow, Roman Reigns is stiffer than 50 year old Rock. Cody Rhodes has maybe 5% of his dad's personality, which is a shame. Not sure wtf Becky Lynch was wearing. I guess it doesn't matter, because in a paradoxical way, women's wrestling is completely gay.
 
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You can definitely tell that Vince McMahon is no longer there, keeping tabs on every little detail because the commentary was the drizzling shits last night. They were unfocused, unfunny and talking over one another. It came across as very unprofessional.

Once again, Asuka, who is one of the few solid performers they have left, had to job out to the she-niggs last night. That big, muscular one was in particular nightmare inducing.

The announcer seemed to be channeling her inner Vince McMahon as every name she called out was elongated and seemingly ended in a growl.

Overall, it was very bizarre and as out of touch as Vince McMahon was, his micro-management helped everything come across as polished and professional. It was sorely lacking last night.
 

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Wrestling was only fun when it was all performed by drug addled monsters who were around when kayfabe was still a thing. The weirdness of it all and the carny legacy were what made it so fascinating. I haven't watched wrestling in fucking years but I do enjoy reading books about the old days. For like a century wrestling was full of genuine lunatics living like outlaws on the road. The whole "it's predetermined but not fake!" screeching sounds a lot less lame when its referring to two skilled maniacs winging it for 40 minutes and trying not to kill eachother. It's pretty much just two faggots doing some choreography now.
 

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I forgot that there was a race war women's tag team match last night. Japs vs Nigs.

The Japs, as expected, were much better technically, artistically, and even in make-up. So of course they lost to the nigs clean. It was the only match of the night last night where the winning pin was decisive and didn't come after 30 other pin attempts.
 

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I forgot that there was a race war women's tag team match last night. Japs vs Nigs.

The Japs, as expected, were much better technically, artistically, and even in make-up. So of course they lost to the nigs clean. It was the only match of the night last night where the winning pin was decisive and didn't come after 30 other pin attempts.
Dude I was pissed. At one point one of the nigs pinned all three of the Asian beauties and almost scored a three count.

It wasn't bad enough that they won clean, but they were booked to dominate. Damage CTRL looked like fucking jobbers next to the BAPS.
 
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