Would you rather live in Pat's hovel for the rest of your life or have anal sex every month with Melissa Blake?

[guest]

 

[Udders]

I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near that. I don't have to actually live with Pat and Niki in the hovel right?

 

[guest]

I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near that. I don't have to actually live with Pat and Niki in the hovel right?

Nope. It's all yours.

 

[captainjapan]

I would have anal sex with Melissa. My reasons are that when I thrust my pringle can in her dumper it will hurt her, and i derive pleasure from hurting tards. Plus I refuse to live in Wisconsin.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Her tweet about a boomer TV show that nobody below 50 watches and featuring unflattering photos of her nightmarish, almost Luciferian looks gets almost 4-5 times the engagement Pat's tweets gets.

Think about that, Pat. Someone who envies the visage of a burn victim gets more likes for her sleep paralysis demon selfie than you do for your ruminations.

Why are you so bad at this?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don't even understand what the fuck I'm looking at

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

The piss room, fart ghosts, and people in the (there goes the) neighborhood would be awful, but

It's a tough one

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Option 3, kiss the barrel of a 12 gauge as I pull the trigger

 

[Sputnik]

can I just own the hovel and suffer the losses incurred there? Actually living there seems kind of dangerous given it’s proximity to a crack den.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

can I just own the hovel and suffer the losses incurred there? Actually living there seems kind of dangerous given it’s proximity to a crack den.

You could rent it out as a methlab and it would be used for better things than it’s being used for now.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

can I just own the hovel and suffer the losses incurred there? Actually living there seems kind of dangerous given it’s proximity to a crack den.

Or sub out the anal to Tranth Groomia, who fucked Sue Lightning, a boy?

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

You could rent it out as a methlab and it would be used for better things than it’s being used for now.

I said THE HALF-HOVEL DOUBLES AS A METH LAB, EVERYBODY!

 

[guest]

She's got lobster claws, right? So she can't wipe her ass properly? It's a tough one...

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Obviously it'd be the hovel, but only if I be Pat's tenant. Could you imagine the intel I'd be able to pass on here? How long it'd take him to evict me for non payment? I could steal small possessions, piss on his dumb car, smear boogers on his doorknob, blast music all hours of the night, shine light through his windows, etc.

The possibilities would be endless.

 

[HoraceStanker]

“Of course I’ll still be extra careful”

does that mean she’ll have a punch bowl of colorful rubbers on the night stand if I so choose to use one? Tempting for sure.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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God damn monsters head is shaped like those things on the ends of curtain rods

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

God damn monsters head is shaped like those things on the ends of curtain rods

I thought that was one of those things Missy sticks up her cunt, a 'dixi cup' or whatever.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Fucking dense cunt. Daddy meant you should hurry up and end yourself. God, if my wife gave birth to a creature like this, I would have pulled a Chris Benoit in the delivery room.

If shes so confident, why is she hiding her fucked up alien claw behind the prop.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

REMINDER: 'trolls' used her picture to scare children on zoom meetings

 

[Phish]

Any way i could get Mel IN the hovel for this anal? Prob make it smell a little better before Quasi sells it.