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Are we talking about the drink or the broad? Because I have a different answer for both
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I believe he is blind in the same way i believe we have a former member of Genesis here on the forums.You really think cuckqueen is blind? LOL...
Isn't that where you wank with too much force? lol.. i am on about rubbing the gland too often resulting in keratinization.its called: death grip.
Man, to be honest witcha, I got 20/800 vision, corrected to 20/200. I got the dark glasses and cane, but can see some. Photo proof, nigger.You really think cuckqueen is blind? LOL...
The nuns were right! You do go blind from jerking off! Sheeet!Man, to be honest witcha, I got 20/800 vision, corrected to 20/200. I got the dark glasses and cane, but can see some. Photo proof, nigger.
I was blind before, fap...fap... child!The nuns were right! You do go blind from jerking off! Sheeet!
Thanks literal Larry!I was blind before, fap...fap... child!
Literal Leisure Suit Larry?Thanks literal Larry!
Sure bud!Literal Leisure Suit Larry?
Think about this: Patrick found a wife not once, but twice.It's never too late brotherman, I wasn't with a chick until I was 26 and now I have a fiance! So many guys are becoming gay or tranny fuckers that its not that hard to find a chick these days that wants the D.
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