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She looks like a Bob's Burgers character.She has no ass and a frumpy box body. It’s really hard to overstate how un attractive Patrick S Tomlinson’s second wife is.
we need a 4th rib option for baby-bird pukingdid you know that girls usually don't wear panties with leggings? and she's getting multiple days wear out of them. plus spandex is a very non breathable material. just some things to consider.
For eating ass, specifically?I'll be brave and say it, Betsy > Niki.
Betsy's got a steady flow of period blood in her ass crack though.For eating ass, specifically?
For not eating ass I totally agree, but for eating ass this is like fucking Sophie's Choice.
Nah that's just a fact. She's way more annoying. But I'd fuck Betsy I know she's way cleaner because she stinks when she isn't vigilant about it. She sucks cock great. Eats ass. You can fuck her really hard because she's fat. Niki is a terrible fuck you can tell. Lol we'd never know about Betsy but this is what happens when you try to dox us. Your sister has many men debate who they rather fuck. Her or the wife of the faggot you were hired by. Here's to you mister Resto.I'll be brave and say it, Betsy > Niki.
Niki is the type you ask her if her knees hurt after a while and if she needs position changed.Nah that's just a fact. She's way more annoying. But I'd fuck Betsy I know she's way cleaner because she stinks when she isn't vigilant about it. She sucks cock great. Eats ass. You can fuck her really hard because she's fat. Niki is a terrible fuck you can tell. Lol we'd never know about Betsy but this is what happens when you try to dox us. Your sister has many men debate who they rather fuck. Her or the wife of the faggot you were hired by. Here's to you mister Resto.
Totally no foreplay with Betsy. Like you said primal. Id fuck her doggy for maybe 5 mins bust a load MAKE that annoying bitch cook then tell her I have shit to do then only call her after ivr had a few shandys.Niki is the type you ask her if her knees hurt after a while and if she needs position changed.
Betsy is a pure unadulterated slam pig...I'd pop a viagra and not even do any foreplay, just start thrusting away as the jiggly motion lulls you into a hypnotic, primal rhythm... completely check out mentally.
You now have the best name on this forum.She might trim the pubes a bit but I doubt she does much about the backside. There's definitely going to be a few dingleberry's in there, and her asshole is probably stained brown all the way up to her tailbone.
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