Would u dodge the Draft?

[gassers]

Let's say in this hypothetical scenario, a war with China breaks out, will a full on boots on the ground situation.

Would you fight valiantly for your country or try to dodge the draft?

Always why wasn't there a draft for Afghan and Iraq war? The last draft was for Vietnam.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

If the homeland was actually under threat I would serve but I’m not doing any Vietnam or Afghanistan horseshit.

 

[Meownaw]

I owe the Jews money and I'm dodging them.

 

[gassers]

If the homeland was actually under threat I would serve but I’m not doing any Vietnam or Afghanistan horseshit.

Why not Nigga? You can recreate this scene when you come back from chinkland.

 

[Monk]

That Arrested Development clip is probably be pretty close to how they'd have to use draftees in this day and age.

 

[DanFielding]

I’m too old to be drafted.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Let's say in this hypothetical scenario, a war with China breaks out, will a full on boots on the ground situation.

Would you fight valiantly for your country or try to dodge the draft?

Always why wasn't there a draft for Afghan and Iraq war? The last draft was for Vietnam.

No, or my children. Wars end and those reasons pass, but the dead remain dead forever. How bad do those who lost people in the Vietnam war feel? Vietnam won and we are on good terms with them. Almost as if the war didn't matter

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm ready.

 

[guest]

fuck that. everyone i know is a cunt. i'm camping out in the woods til the shit passes

 

[Cugine]

 

[wbgreen]

The states that are nearest to China I could do without, so no.

Edit: I mean, yes, I would dodge the draft. I don't reed to gud.

 

[BoomerSperg]

would I get to serve in convict wyzz's rape battalion?

 

[eggfeller]

i’d be draft dodging. can’t even remember whether or not i even fully signed up for the selective service or if i just made some shit up to appease my annoying grandpa. either way, i’m not taking any risks for the government

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Can't wait to rape Nanking Part 2

 

[HH Brother]

I have bone spurs in my heels, funster.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

If I was younger, yeah, I’d join to kill some gooks….although they’d arrest me for mowing down china town in any city.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Can't wait to rape Nanking Part 2

Yeah I was about to say, if we start invading AND we're going thru Nanjing there's not gonna be any fucking Nazi assholes preventing a month long rape-spree again.

It'll be Pikankan Wednesday, every day

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

They wouldn't take me due to my faggotry. That's verbatim on my selective service card.

 

[guest]

It depends, am I top 10 draft pick and make millions? Or go to college and do it again, it’s a tough one man.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

My old man gave me two pieces of useful advice. One, always befriend the police, even if you don't mean it, and two, never, under any circumstances, serve in the military. He was drafted, and he always said it was by far the worst thing that ever happened to him.