Would Rick accept a challenge to (legally) box?

[JewishNigger]

I just had a ten minute Google on the topic, and I think you're wrong. Gyms only carry insurance covering certain activities, you're expected to keep those activities (e.g. sparring) within the rules of the sanctioning body, and if people are going outside those rules you're supposed to boot them out.

Pat gets punched hard enough to lose an eye, Pat sues gym, there's no paperwork/extra insurance covering a sanctioned bout, gym's insurer bows out, gym owner is left to pay.

Yeah, they'd probably have to agree to whatever boxing terms.

It'd be gay anyway. The Dick Masterson podcast did exactly this between a fat liberal Greek faggot and Trump mod:

https://twitter.com/of_the_light/status/874342443860213760

That was in NY from what I remember. Gimmick boxing fights always wind up with a couple retards flailing around until someone is gassed. That video is probably a good idea of what to expect though - you can see they have at least one gym personnel on hand to oversee the match.

 

[SFWA liaison]

no way, maybe competitive eating

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

His weird combination of cowardly feminine talking and bullshit masculine bravado and fake hobbies has made him have this weird mental hermaphrodite personality where he is always in a superposition of masculine hero and feminine coward

Schrödinger's Fat

 

[guest]

You just need to go to a boxing club/gym. You pay a fee and you can spar.

We're not looking to lose.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Yeah, they'd probably have to agree to whatever boxing terms.

It'd be gay anyway. The Dick Masterson podcast did exactly this between a fat liberal Greek faggot and Trump mod:

https://twitter.com/of_the_light/status/874342443860213760

That was in NY from what I remember. Gimmick boxing fights always wind up with a couple retards flailing around until someone is gassed. That video is probably a good idea of what to expect though - you can see they have at least one gym personnel on hand to oversee the match.

How did that nigga get his ass whooped by fat fucking Asterios?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

If you even have to ask this question, you need to linger a heck of a lot longer

 

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Wormkiller vs dan

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[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

The only times i have reached out to Pat is to challenge him to an above board boxing match. He ignores the messages which is odd considering he replies to everything else.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

no way, maybe competitive eating

The one competition where Fatty would be unbeatable.

 

[FurBurger]

no you retards. That said wisconsin is a shithole so they may have something like streetbeefs set up

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCA9jYYLcoteMaqynrIAylA

...so that led me to a whole new rabbit hole of "mutual combat", which is a whole bunch of unsettled (and unsettling) law.

TL,DR: StreetBeefz is probably illegal (that "100% Legal!" disclaimer is up there with "you have to tell me if you're a cop"), it's probably illegal in Wisconsin without a sanctioning body, insurance and rules; but gang members shooting each other on the streets of Chicago is apparently legal under the mutual combat statutes that they don't have, or maybe regular police and SWAT don't count as witnesses anymore.

 

[guest]

this OP glows

 

[Imager]

...so that led me to a whole new rabbit hole of "mutual combat", which is a whole bunch of unsettled (and unsettling) law.

TL,DR: StreetBeefz is probably illegal (that "100% Legal!" disclaimer is up there with "you have to tell me if you're a cop"), it's probably illegal in Wisconsin without a sanctioning body, insurance and rules; but gang members shooting each other on the streets of Chicago is apparently legal under the mutual combat statutes that they don't have, or maybe regular police and SWAT don't count as witnesses anymore.

You haven't figured it out yet.

The US justice system has one system for niggers, one for jews, and one for everyone else. If it involved Whites and niggers, the niggers automatically win, regardless of evidence. If it's Jews and Whites, Whites lose criminally, and civil suit cases don't make a lick of sense.

Want to legally speak at Charlottesville? Are you Jewish? Here you go. Not Jewish? Well, we'll grant you the permit and then beat the shit out of you.

If a White guy says anything at all racial, he's an instant racist. However if a black guy makes a Youtube video called "Who I Smoke" where he talks about all the other niggers he's killed, we can't put lyrics on trial (this article is a hoot -- it compares rap lyrics like in "Who I Smoke" to "I Shot The Sheriff" as if there is absolutely no difference whatsoever).

If we were to engage Patrick in mutual combat, and Patrick lost (especially if he lost), that would be the end of Owen A Forms.