Would Rick accept a challenge to (legally) box?

[guest]

Hypothetical question, I’m a moron and I’m bored at work. With that said…

Since Rick is such a tough guy (and a black belt in 37 different martial arts) who has never lost a fight and blames everyone being anonymous for the reason there isn’t a pile of dead atalker bodies, do you think he’d accept a challenge to box, issued from a real, open, true identity atalker? Issued on twitter and/or YouTube in a video the general public can see? At a boxing gym/martial arts dojo (something along those lines) so he signs some waiver and can’t sue the place/opponent when he gets the brakes beat off him?

And since he’s not up against bankruptcy and book sales are booming, put some money up in escrow on his tough guy claims?

Is this possible to even legally do? Would he bring a gun to a fist fight and just go postal? Or what excuse would he use to justify ducking the bout? Could his opponent go through this without having to worry about ol’ frivolous lawsuits Rick having a leg to stand on in court?

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

No, he wouldn’t. He knows he is a big fat dough boy without any martial skills, so having that facade be crushed publicly is more of a detriment to him than being beaten. I kickboxed for a decade when I was younger, haven’t been regularly practicing for years now, and I would be ecstatic to get in the ring with this bodybuilding, marathon running, bully beating aikido/krav maga/weapons expert. Someone like me who was a measley amateur kickboxer should be a cakewalk for someone with that alleged background. But no, to Fatty that would just be my delusions, atalker, the ones I tell myself every day.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The only boxing he does is when he has unsold copies of his books that wants to take home from conventions.

 

[Mikekeke]

No, Rick would tweet another thread about how his incel stlakers want to cowardly physically assault him while also pretending he would be doing the challenger a favor by not leaving him just a leftover bloodstain on the floor of the ring. His weird combination of cowardly feminine talking and bullshit masculine bravado and fake hobbies has made him have this weird mental hermaphrodite personality where he is always in a superposition of masculine hero and feminine coward.

He's very obese, you see.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The only invitation that Rick would accept publicly wouldn't be issued from us, but from a tranny on Reddit. And while it would indeed be a physical confrontation, it wouldn't be a fight.

 

[guest]

I know Wormkiller challenged him recently and Rick ignored him but I think someone challenged him a couple years ago and he refused with some wanna-be tough guy saying like "I don't fight in pads". That probably isn't the exact wording but that was the idea.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Rick is the faggot of the internet.

Back when he/sfwa only owed Quasi $23k I posted an offer for Patrick S Tomlinson: beat me up and $23k is Pat's, cash money nigger. Pat loses - no social media ever again.

Crickets from the internet's toughest tough guy.

Hey Fatrick fagola, whatcha got?

 

[guest]

I know Wormkiller challenged him recently and Rick ignored him but I think someone challenged him a couple years ago and he refused with some wanna-be tough guy saying like "I don't fight in pads". That probably isn't the exact wording but that was the idea.

I offered him $500, plus whatever we raised on Kickstarter. 6 months to train, meet at the gym of his choice. Referee of his choosing. MMA or boxing. He could bring as many people as he wanted, I was only bringing one person.

The only conditions were that he had to either take or throw one punch (no throwing in the towel as soon as the bell rings) and that win or lose, it gets uploaded to the internet.

He immediately blocked me.

Edit: I also explained that I am only 4 years younger, am slightly out of shape due to covid, and I have ZERO formal training. It was the most sweetheart deal he was ever going to get when it came to a fight challenge. He went out like a BITCH.

 

[FurBurger]

Is this possible to even legally do?

There's probably some fuckery you'd have to do to get it approved as a sporting match by the Milwaukee gaming commission (agree to rules, have some insurance etc.) but it's probably doable. Hell, I think duelling is still legal in Florida, so you could go full bare-knuckle.

Pat won't do it, though. He talks a great game snuggled up with a kitty-cat under a blankie on The Fart Couch, but instinctively he knows he'd get his poop pushed in by anyone larger than a North Korean gymnast.

 

[guest]

There's probably some fuckery you'd have to do to get it approved as a sporting match by the Milwaukee gaming commission (agree to rules, have some insurance etc.) but it's probably doable. Hell, I think duelling is still legal in Florida, so you could go full bare-knuckle.

Pat won't do it, though. He talks a great game snuggled up with a kitty-cat under a blankie on The Fart Couch, but instinctively he knows he'd get his poop pushed in by anyone larger than a North Korean gymnast.

You just need to go to a boxing club/gym. You pay a fee and you can spar.

 

[Imager]

He wouldn't even go on Shapiro's show after his viral embryo tweet. Ain't no way that pudgy pansy is agreeing to get into a boxing ring.

 

[guest]

You just need to go to a boxing club/gym. You pay a fee and you can spar.

Fuck my bad I forgot you also need a "license" which is literally visiting a doctor who says you are physically capable of sparring in a ring. That's like a 10 minute deal, and some places have those docs on site once or twice a week.

 

[FurBurger]

You just need to go to a boxing club/gym. You pay a fee and you can spar.

I thought sparring was supposed to be less than full force; we want an actual fight.

 

[Username]

He definitely would, but unfortunately his fists and feet are registered as lethal weapons so legally he can’t.

It would be murder child and the ringside doctor would be nothing but a clean up crew.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[guest]

I thought sparring was supposed to be less than full force; we want an actual fight.

Sparring is as hard as the two parties agree to, and let's be honest if two middle-aged men who haven't been trained in boxing try to go full force it's just going to be them getting blown up in about a minute and a half. Plus if I were to box Pat I would want to embarrass him by dancing around the ring and hitting him over and over, not just a two piece that he doesn't get up from.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Niggers fart in Niki's fish box.

 

[FurBurger]

Sparring is as hard as the two parties agree to, and let's be honest if two middle-aged men who haven't been trained in boxing try to go full force it's just going to be them getting blown up in about a minute and a half. Plus if I were to box Pat I would want to embarrass him by dancing around the ring and hitting him over and over, not just a two piece that he doesn't get up from.

I just had a ten minute Google on the topic, and I think you're wrong. Gyms only carry insurance covering certain activities, you're expected to keep those activities (e.g. sparring) within the rules of the sanctioning body, and if people are going outside those rules you're supposed to boot them out.

Pat gets punched hard enough to lose an eye, Pat sues gym, there's no paperwork/extra insurance covering a sanctioned bout, gym's insurer bows out, gym owner is left to pay.

 

[guest]

I just had a ten minute Google on the topic, and I think you're wrong. Gyms only carry insurance covering certain activities, you're expected to keep those activities (e.g. sparring) within the rules of the sanctioning body, and if people are going outside those rules you're supposed to boot them out.

Pat gets punched hard enough to lose an eye, Pat sues gym, there's no paperwork/extra insurance covering a sanctioned bout, gym's insurer bows out, gym owner is left to pay.

Yes, but the key word here is SUPPOSED to. You know how the world really works my friend. You think they actually have people in the ring watching you while you're sparring with your friends?

 

[DominusOdium]

He is the kid in high school who told everybody he was a black belt in 3 different martial arts and has a sexy ass girlfriend at a high school down in Illinois that he met while hanging out with his Uncle who invented the Playstation.

Proof? I don't need to prove anything to you losers. I get all the Playstation games months ahead, am knee deep in Illinois pussy and could kill you all with two strikes. A fight? No child, I am not going to jail for murder when my legally registered hands send you home in a bodybag. I took an oath with my sensei to never use my immense talents until my life was threatened. That's why I run to the bus after school and hide behind the hall monitors during the day.

It's for your safety, baby child.