Worst Todd phone scam thread

[Rudderman]

I've only ever heard five or six featured on Jocktober, but I'm sure they're all equally dogshit. That supercut of all the wacky names he used was abominable.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

This is Ankle McShnoogklebackl

Can you spell that sir?

A N K L E McShnoogklebackl

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

That supercut of all the wacky names he used was abominable.

that was the one part of the formula that didn’t need fixing

 

[PickleRickle]

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Out of all the Todd phone scams OnA played on air, which one made your skin crawl worst? For me it’s either the paleo cupcakes or the crazy coupon guy. Both of them go on for SO long.

What are some of them other terrible phone scams we got?

Would you say the same thing about Letterman?

LTHNOH

 

[guest]

Whichever one where he says "My gnome Jerome." Or when he called some store saying he left his wallet and played an actual tough guy with the overacting employee, who of course was terrified of Big Bad Todd. Yeah, real scary you frosted hair faggot!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This one is called... The... Kooky... Coupon.... Collector.

that intro alone made me want to shoot myself.

 

[Rudderman]

After re-listening to a bunch of them I think the worst one actually is the paleo cupcakes shit from the inaugural Todd Show. Finally free from the shackles of Scott Shannon and THAT was what he chose to launch his new show with.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Todd Pettengill was atrocious on WWF back in the day. Even when I was 10, I thought that motherfucker was annoying and corny. Then he got into radio. Boy did I underestimate how annoying and corny Todd Pettengill could be. “We’re doing this for the single mom in Connecticut”.

Sam’s WWE appearances were oddly reminiscent of Pettengill. When Sam was on WWE he was the annoying and corny guy.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Alkoons slamBag

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

The one where he's using an awful put-on voice and the shittiest fake name imaginable. I forget what it was called but it definitely had a title.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Hey, there's broccoli and meat on your cupcakes! Isn't that funny? Wait, they are for your kid's birthday party? This misunderstanding is so wacky!

WHAT? MEAT AND BROCCOLI ON MY KIDS CUPCAKES? ARE- ARE YOU INSANE? I DIDNT ORDER THAT!

 

[FamilyDollar]

I'm going to meander into your establishment and punch you in the esophagus.

You didn't like when the man being phone scammed started negotiating how many punches he'd receive?

This one is called... The... Kooky... Coupon.... Collector.

Fat waste of life Erock said it was from the 90s. I didn't realize it was 92. Someone must have interrupted Todd that day when he was "creating".

I liked the one where Todd called a restaurant claiming a waitress stole from him. She stole his heart.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Paleo cupcakes

“Do you have any recommendations for another cupcake place?”

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Whichever one where he says "My gnome Jerome." Or when he called some store saying he left his wallet and played an actual tough guy with the overacting employee, who of course was terrified of Big Bad Todd. Yeah, real scary you frosted hair faggot!

He calls their “grandma” and uses relevant references like the Menendez brothers.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

WHAT? MEAT AND BROCCOLI ON MY KIDS CUPCAKES? ARE- ARE YOU INSANE? I DIDNT ORDER THAT!

Are you tyelling me how to peerent my chiyowld??

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Celly Belly" was pretty awful

Yeah! Flip through the book!