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shagging a fatty pig fatty on the bathroom floor, didn't even finish. this cunt was ugly with a capital U!
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Holy shit, theres a girl I was banging regularly that I couldnt do doggy with because the fumes would waft up into my nose and smell like a fucking corpse. It was horrid.I fucked a fat broad on st paddy’s day in the back of her dodge minivan. I was fucking her from behind and the smell wafted into my nostrils and I puked out of the sliding door, pulled up my pants and got the fuck out of there. Horrible. The worst part about it was knowing that other people witnessed us leaving together.
On the plus side she was pretty aggressive, immediately jamming her ass back to take some cock. She wasn’t lined up right though and I started poking her asshole. I said “Oh, so you want me to stick in your ass?” And she said “I don’t care”.
TLDR: Clean your shit fat broads, it would be much more enjoyable for the rest of us if you did.
I feel like if I were a woman and ended up in that situation I'd get murdered. I'd definitely laugh at it and be beaten to death.a guy with a literal micropenis and he had to go another round in the morning too
It must be nice having a cunta guy with a literal micropenis and he had to go another round in the morning too
Was it an Indian that pretended to be White?a guy with a literal micropenis and he had to go another round in the morning too
what actual size are we talking about? I always see that term thrown around but have no idea what it meansa guy with a literal micropenis and he had to go another round in the morning too
it was probably under 9 inches.what actual size are we talking about? I always see that term thrown around but have no idea what it means
it was just a little mushroom head with no shaft at all. and it actually hurt.what actual size are we talking about? I always see that term thrown around but have no idea what it means
wtf. how? 2 inches but coke-can thick?it was just a little mushroom head with no shaft at all. and it actually hurt.
no it was just so unnatural how he moved idkwtf. how? 2 inches but coke-can thick?
that's some sitcom shit
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