Gotta give it to my man Serch.
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Worst Freestyle Ever?
- Thread starter IanHalperin
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He’s 57 years old out in the middle of the day freestyling very poorly. This can’t possibly be earning him any money. Is there a single MC Serch fan on the planet? Who is this for?
What a baffling person.
What a baffling person.
“I just be on dat grind doe!…. Gimme a quick minute it’s my lawya.”
“Hey Noam how are you….. What do you mean they’re using one of my songs as a sample but they don’t have to pay me? Because of the merger? That’s not what you’re paid for. I am not going to pay you for that. If anything you owe me for wasting my time and not protecting my copyrights. Call me back when you have this figured out.”
“Ey yo, you wit da black hair, standing over there, got brown eyes, uhh thinking about those guys, sure I stutta but I’m still butta.”
Does he stutter at all? Or is he smooth like b---ah booooo
You forgot to finish your sentence. He doesn't even stutta, he's like butta.
I thought “freestyle” meant “improvised” 
When does Serch does these? There might need to be an “OnA Party Rock!!!” yelled.
I wish some nigger would shoot him in the face for his Jew gold
Remember when Black Sabbath rhymed Masses with Masses?
I think for the most part now it just means no chorus. It’s worse because he obviously “wrote” those. “Queens get the money BUT I LIVE HERE!”I thought “freestyle” meant “improvised”
"Met Paul, he wore some big glasses
Him and Melquan took me where G Rap lived
I was happy just gettin' some answers
I ain't even know what a record advance was"
"Shit a little funny, feel a little laughter
Rebel of Hip-Hop comin' through a white rapper
My boy MC Serch, nevertheless took me to Columbia, back then CBS
Chris Schwartz, RuffHouse, he was the best man
Now buggin' because the label had just dropped Def Jam"
Ya boy helped Nas blow. This song is classic
Him and Melquan took me where G Rap lived
I was happy just gettin' some answers
I ain't even know what a record advance was"
"Shit a little funny, feel a little laughter
Rebel of Hip-Hop comin' through a white rapper
My boy MC Serch, nevertheless took me to Columbia, back then CBS
Chris Schwartz, RuffHouse, he was the best man
Now buggin' because the label had just dropped Def Jam"
Ya boy helped Nas blow. This song is classic
Just dropped
Fuck you mean man da shis BUTTA
Bobo’s cousin
Bobo was the last gasp for OnA. They had nothing else bit wise. Tranny talk, FN, watching videos, Bob Kelly lying constantly was pretty much it