Worst British People Ever

[FatPatsBaps]

A friend of our family went on tour with Lilly Allen.

Did he bang her? Or at least say something to make her cry?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Did he bang her? Or at least say something to make her cry?

She shouted at him a lot apparently. Like any time he made a mistake in rehersal.

She'd also do coke and demand people on the tour bus play scrabble at 3am, which he did not personally enjoy.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Goddamn! Baboon]

Britain, so much to answer for...........

 

[Cumiace]

Why do British people look so British? They don't even have to say anything, you just know

 

[FatPatsBaps]

She shouted at him a lot apparently. Like any time he made a mistake in rehersal.

She'd also do coke and demand people on the tour bus play scrabble at 3am, which he did not personally enjoy.

She sounds horrid, I hope he got paid well.

 

[BUBBLER]

 

[UnPRePared]

I’ve only been exposed to him through YouTube clips of Limmy trying not to get banned for saying what he wants to say about him. He made some good points though and yes he should be put through a wood chipper up to his knees.

I’ll tell the mods I said it. Go off.

I'll keep it brief

EVERYONE in Europe hates him. I don't know of one person in the entertainment industry who has one nice word to say about him. There's a reason papers in Britain said "He's your problem now!" When he went to America to take over The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Which is what brings me to my next bitch - I LOVED Craig Ferguson's night show. I made sure to track down copies so I would never miss an episode (don't ask how, my jaw still hurts). As someone who would watch clips of American late night shows, I can say hands down I find his to be the best I ever watched. No bias, despite the fact he's a Scottish BROTHERMAN - he was sincere, he was original, he was funny as fuck, he made my people proud... And then CBS, because Dave Letterman originally owned and protected that time slot as part of his show deal up to his retirement, in their infinite cunty wisdom, put Corden in there.

For all you lads who hate Fallon (and you're right to), and all you others who shit on Conan (which you shouldn't), I have never seen a talk show host more fake than James Corden.

And it took you Americans TEN FUCKING YEARS to hate him. It didn't take that long to happen over here! Fuck is wrong with you guys?

Late Night is dead and Corden raped the corpse.

 

[Kinderman]

I'll keep it brief

EVERYONE in Europe hates him. I don't know of one person in the entertainment industry who has one nice word to say about him. There's a reason papers in Britain said "He's your problem now!" When he went to America to take over The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Which is what brings me to my next bitch - I LOVED Craig Ferguson's night show. I made sure to track down copies so I would never miss an episode (don't ask how, my jaw still hurts). As someone who would watch clips of American late night shows, I can say hands down I find his to be the best I ever watched. No bias, despite the fact he's a Scottish BROTHERMAN - he was sincere, he was original, he was funny as fuck, he made my people proud... And then CBS, because Dave Letterman originally owned and protected that time slot as part of his show deal up to his retirement, in their infinite cunty wisdom, put Corden in there.

For all you lads who hate Fallon (and you're right to), and all you others who shit on Conan (which you shouldn't), I have never seen a talk show host more fake than James Corden.

And it took you Americans TEN FUCKING YEARS to hate him. It didn't take that long to happen over here! Fuck is wrong with you guys?

Late Night is dead and Corden raped the corpse.

I hated Corden the second I learned what Carpool Karaoke was. It did not take ten years for me to hate him.

That better not be Phil Collins.

Oh it is. Out of respect to Ray Wilson, Phil had to make the fuck-o list. If he wants to make an account and start posting to defend himself, he’s more than welcome.

 

[UnPRePared]

I hated Corden the second I learned what Carpool Karaoke was. It did not take ten years for me to hate him.



Oh it is. Out of respect to Ray Wilson, Phil had to make the fuck-o list. If he wants to make an account and start posting to defend himself, he’s more than welcome.

You already have a few bit accounts pretending to be him.

But all jokes aside, my one exchange with them, he was pretty cool. And I've heard plenty of positive stories... As long as you're not one of his ex-wives.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Jimmy Carr.
The faggot who made The Office. Smug britfag.
Benedict Cumberbatch

 

[BUBBLER]

Jimmy Carr.
The faggot who made The Office. Smug britfag.
Benedict Cumberbatch

I already said all these people

 

[Mustard]

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I believe the second one is harry styles, correct?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Because I bet he's fucking Alice Levine on the sly and she should be choking on my dick instead.

 

[IanCurtis]

Whaaa! The UK press were going to kill my wife so I had to move to LA where no one would notice us!
Whaaa! I married a d-list nog actor and we gave our dipshit kids embarrassing names!
Whaaa! My whole family is racist and hate me and said mean things to me and someone in buckingham palace said Meghan's a nog. I cried!
Whaaa! My head looks like an orangutans hairy ball sack!

Photo of everyone in Buckingham palace who called Meghan 'nigger' - Will we ever know who these people are?!?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'll keep it brief

EVERYONE in Europe hates him. I don't know of one person in the entertainment industry who has one nice word to say about him. There's a reason papers in Britain said "He's your problem now!" When he went to America to take over The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Which is what brings me to my next bitch - I LOVED Craig Ferguson's night show. I made sure to track down copies so I would never miss an episode (don't ask how, my jaw still hurts). As someone who would watch clips of American late night shows, I can say hands down I find his to be the best I ever watched. No bias, despite the fact he's a Scottish BROTHERMAN - he was sincere, he was original, he was funny as fuck, he made my people proud... And then CBS, because Dave Letterman originally owned and protected that time slot as part of his show deal up to his retirement, in their infinite cunty wisdom, put Corden in there.

For all you lads who hate Fallon (and you're right to), and all you others who shit on Conan (which you shouldn't), I have never seen a talk show host more fake than James Corden.

And it took you Americans TEN FUCKING YEARS to hate him. It didn't take that long to happen over here! Fuck is wrong with you guys?

Late Night is dead and Corden raped the corpse.

I’m a big fan of the karaoke in a car bit. Whoever came up with that deserves a raise.

Also no one said, “all of them” yet? For shame.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Also no one said, “all of them” yet? For shame.

someone posted a picture of the entire isles a few posts up

 

[TorpidSloth]

Photo of everyone in Buckingham palace who called Meghan 'nigger' - Will we ever know who these people are?!?

The more likely suspects

 

[TorpidSloth]

Why do British people look so British? They don't even have to say anything, you just know

I know what you mean. For every Liz Hurley or Henry Cavill, there are millions of these Greys. Genetics obviously play a part, but the diet (where potatoes and baked beans are considered vegetables) and weather have to take some of the blame. Look what happens when you move them to Australia. A couple of generations of year round vitamin D and steak and eggs and these awful creatures turn into the Hemsworths.

 

[Child..]

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Whoever painted this thinks Eastern Britain is semi-arid.