Women are idiots.

[johnnynoname]

Fawwwwwk why did you have to ruin the chance for me to call you Ethnically Ambiguous.

sorry bro....
somewhere in the Burkina Faso, a 12 year old girl is unwillingly becoming another victim of a traditional Female circumcision, and you are no longer afforded the oppurtunity to use a call back on a message board


"....it was the best of times; it was the blurst of times"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You're right Johnny. You're always right. How do you know the right thing all the time, johnny?

I try to keep my eyes open, and I read.

 

[Meownaw]

I try to keep my eyes open, and I read.

You read?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

WWAW this being a cover up for a sharia based acid attack?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You're right Johnny. You're always right. How do you know the right thing all the time, johnny?

You read Johnny!?

 

[johnnynoname]

it's hilarious that you people refer to my as Johnny when my real name is Salvatore McSomething

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

it's hilarious that you people refer to my as Johnny when my real name is Salvatore McSomething

Wop McDaigo Face

 

[johnnynoname]

Wop McDaigo Face

that's what it was before my GrandDar came to ellis Island

 

[johnnynoname]

the fuck is a Daigo

ya'll niggas can't even get your pejoratives right, yo

 

[guest]

here's a fun tidbit: my real name is ethnically ambiguous


"Ethnically Ambiguous" isn't my actual name btw

Ah yes, one of your funny waiter lines

 

[johnnynoname]

we call ourselves "walters" btw.....it's an inside joke

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

the fuck is a Daigo

Look in the mirror.

 

[guest]

we call ourselves "walters" btw.....it's an inside joke

Sorry, just a civilian

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm without words with how this thread has progressed (with the exception of "with how this thread has progressed")

 

[johnnynoname]

This thread is my "The Day the Laughter Died"

only I think it's funny, and in 20 years time people will laud the fuck out of how amazing and underappreciated it is

 

[johnnynoname]

20 years time people will laud the fuck out of how amazing and underappreciated it is

this thread is also my Tito Puente

 

[guest]

here's a fun tidbit: my real name is ethnically ambiguous


"Ethnically Ambiguous" isn't my actual name btw

Johnny Scheckleberg isn't ambiguous. We know.

 

[johnnynoname]

that's not my real name

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This thread is my "The Day the Laughter Died"

only I think it's funny, and in 20 years time people will laud the fuck out of how amazing and underappreciated it is

Your posts are like The Day the Clown Cried. Appreciated by nobody and set against a background of shit that didn't happen

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This thread is my "The Day the Laughter Died"

only I think it's funny, and in 20 years time people will laud the fuck out of how amazing and underappreciated it is

I think you're funny, and I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. I know funny.