Woman In An Office Simulator

[ミスタースパーコル]

Why would he say that? To impress me?

Any man who wants to strike a conversation with another man is deranged.

 

[TravisPickle]

Any man who wants to strike a conversation with another man is deranged.

I think of the anti-homosexual PSA whenever another man pries into my life. Queers.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Women get stuff done. Deal with it.

They can also beat up 6 foot tall henchmen in Kevlar wielding assault rifles by kicking them once, or doing the move where they wrap around their head and incapacitate them somehow.

More women need to start in the NFL. Then I’d start watching again.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I've got someone already. I dont fuck work chicks. Did that once and it got uncomfortable after I nailed this one chick and then she cried right after I blew on her chest saying "now you'll never date meeeeeee" lol

Yeah it’s not worth it. My first job out of college, i about cleaned out the marketing department. Every single one was a mistake. And now they all got fat.

 

[Beavis]

I've got someone already. I dont fuck work chicks. Did that once and it got uncomfortable after I nailed this one chick and then she cried right after I blew on her chest saying "now you'll never date meeeeeee" lol

Smart man. I made the mistake of fooling around with someone at one of the schools I worked at. never again.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Smart man. I made the mistake of fooling around with someone at one of the schools I worked at. never again.

Age.

 

[Beavis]

lol it was a teacher. I’m not going to prison for some underage pussy

 

[Dog Eater]

I've got someone already. I dont fuck work chicks. Did that once and it got uncomfortable after I nailed this one chick and then she cried right after I blew on her chest saying "now you'll never date meeeeeee" lol

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Women should not be allowed to work

Fixed

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Her boyfriend, now her husband, used to work with us. I didnt know his name, or her name at the time, but I was tasked with building something in an area outside of my normal workspace, he was tasked with showing me where to do the job. Im working away, he's standind behind me, he pipes up
"Hey, you know that girl down there that works in engineering?"
"Uh, no?"
"The one thats always hanging out at such and suchs desk."
"Oh, yeah, i've seen her around."
"Thath my gurlfren"
"HAH ohhhkayyy?"
I turn back around and keep working. Fuckin homosexual. He's lucky im not single. The single gayest fuckin thing any dude has ever done around me. Why would he say that? To impress me? Did she keep referring to me somehow so he was nudging me not to cut his grass? Fuckin weirdo.

He wanted to fuck