Oh really? Did ya just take care of Michael Madsen real quick? Yeah. Nice talking to ya.
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Woman In An Office Simulator
- Thread starter Dummy Gaynuts
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Oh really? Did ya just take care of Michael Madsen real quick? Yeah. Nice talking to ya.
Tell everyone that you "hate drama" then spend most of the day trashing and gossiping about every other female coworker.
Also, make sure to let everyone know repeatedly about how hard you work, preferably while you sit at your desk looking at your phone.
Also, make sure to let everyone know repeatedly about how hard you work, preferably while you sit at your desk looking at your phone.
God the gossiping drives me fucking insane more than anything.
Hate drama but always have something happen to you over the weekend that's stressing you out on Monday and Tuesday that you need to tell everyone about.
Oh every guy treats you like shit? Ever stop to think that maybe you're the fucking reason for it? What's wrong with your pussy that seems to only attract guys who treat you like shit?
It's even worse when it's a cunt in her late 20s who still lives at home and enjoys talking about going to clubs over every weekend.
Women should not be allowed to work in the same building as men.
I genuinely dislike it when a female colleague gets all cunty and bitchy for no reason, then apologizes for it later, when the exact same behavior on my end would result in having to "talk to HR" like it was a major infraction. "Oh, I'm sorry I talked to you like you were a giant piece of shit before, I was just really stressed". Oh, were you? No shit, do tell.
They don't know how to not be self-centered about everything. I'm convinced they're hard wired to not have any empathy
I was talking to a coworker whose son is applying to colleges and she randomly burst into tears right in the middle of our conversation. Thank god another woman was right there and gave her a hug because all I could muster up was “sorry, I need to hop on a call” and then I spent 30 minutes surfing the forum in another room until I could go back to my desk.
Theres a sexy boss at work and she always wants to know what im doing on the weekend, I keep it so short and brief, but she keeps being flirty and jokey and being sincere. This bitch is married, has a beautiful rack and ass, but fuck bitch, settle the fuck down. I dont give a fuck about your weekend, stop caring about mine. Also, what the fuck is up with retards and their weekend plans? My plans? Smoking dope and jerking off. Fuck off.
Some of the girls at my job can't stop blabbing about their weekends as if everyone should be interested. Shut up bitch, I need to get these bread sticks done in two minutes.
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She wants to fuck, dude
It's because of social media. They talk about their weekend on Facebook or whatever and get a few likes from their same loser friends.
I have never had a young woman tell me anything about their weekend that makes them interesting at all.
I've got someone already. I dont fuck work chicks. Did that once and it got uncomfortable after I nailed this one chick and then she cried right after I blew on her chest saying "now you'll never date meeeeeee" lol
Let me see pics of your mommyboss. I'll determine whether or not it's worth it.
She wanted you to clean it off with your tongue.
A woman tried to get a job doing what I do. She lasted 3 days before she hurt her stupid bird boned arm.
She's got a black chick body, bangin' as hell. Cant do it, brother. I caaaaaawwwwnt. She tried taking me into the ladies restroom once to fill up this massive jug, since theres a huge fountain set-up in there (fuckin broads, prolly lily pads and fawkin mermaids in there), I wouldnt let it happen either. Call me a pussy, I is.
Be careful, PickleRickle
Her boyfriend, now her husband, used to work with us. I didnt know his name, or her name at the time, but I was tasked with building something in an area outside of my normal workspace, he was tasked with showing me where to do the job. Im working away, he's standind behind me, he pipes up
"Hey, you know that girl down there that works in engineering?"
"Uh, no?"
"The one thats always hanging out at such and suchs desk."
"Oh, yeah, i've seen her around."
"Thath my gurlfren"
"HAH ohhhkayyy?"
I turn back around and keep working. Fuckin homosexual. He's lucky im not single. The single gayest fuckin thing any dude has ever done around me. Why would he say that? To impress me? Did she keep referring to me somehow so he was nudging me not to cut his grass? Fuckin weirdo.
it’s a shame some limp-dick retard is driving an unfulfilled woman to be a homewrecker
Fawk dude, thats a good way to put it. All the guys orbit her at work, management, too. Its really embarrassing to see. She cant get enough of dat cold shoulder. Broads are like cats, man.