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Woke Marketing 101: How to Disguise Your Lazy, Profit-Driven Pandering as Social Activism

Caverlock

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Don't question why the female crab monster alien has male sex characteristics, or it will fly into a murderous rage--great message, Patrick!

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CarolMaxheinie

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Fat Pat is truly a bigoted asshole. Only a true bigot goes around stereotyping minorities and boiling down the essence of a character to one trait.

They’re gay but - get this - they’re a MARINE!

Hey Pat, on behalf of minorities and LGBT people everywhere: Fuck you asshole. Being gay has nothing to do with anything except in your fat diseased mind. I’m so happy you’re never ever going to be published again. Die in a fire, Fatass.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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"I am powered by rage and vindictiveness"

Wow. Even in his rare moments of self-awareness he still sounds like a melodramatic cunt.
Well, it's clear he's not powered by such things as "being successful" or "writing a meaningful piece of literature", so he's just confirming for everyone the underlying reasons for producing his dogshit novels.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Fat Pat is truly a bigoted asshole. Only a true bigot goes around stereotyping minorities and boiling down the essence of a character to one trait.

They’re gay but - get this - they’re a MARINE!

Hey Pat, on behalf of minorities and LGBT people everywhere: Fuck you asshole. Being gay has nothing to do with anything except in your fat diseased mind. I’m so happy you’re never ever going to be published again. Die in a fire, Fatass.
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Fat Pat is truly a bigoted asshole. Only a true bigot goes around stereotyping minorities and boiling down the essence of a character to one trait.

They’re gay but - get this - they’re a MARINE!

Hey Pat, on behalf of minorities and LGBT people everywhere: Fuck you asshole. Being gay has nothing to do with anything except in your fat diseased mind. I’m so happy you’re never ever going to be published again. Die in a fire, Fatass.
I love that gays and minorities dont want speaking on their behalf.

Pat is part of the problem.
 

TheDarkFezRises

Asians with southern accents
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Fat Pat is truly a bigoted asshole. Only a true bigot goes around stereotyping minorities and boiling down the essence of a character to one trait.

They’re gay but - get this - they’re a MARINE!

Hey Pat, on behalf of minorities and LGBT people everywhere: Fuck you asshole. Being gay has nothing to do with anything except in your fat diseased mind. I’m so happy you’re never ever going to be published again. Die in a fire, Fatass.
How many times has he wanted to respond to you with "gays do not run marathons, and certainly not faster than boring super straight white guys like me, child"?
 

Jenna

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I enjoy the implication that die-hard MAGA lovers are reading his books, positively furious that he would include non-white, non-straight characters.

They must be the same type of white supremacists who are really really into the show Empire. Enough to wander the streets of Chicago at 2am in ski masks to say they recognize the gay guy from Empire and want to kick his ass.
 
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