Without Niki and family to support him in every possible way? Homeless Pat (pics)

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Thursday: found some meat loaf in the Hooligan's dumpster.


Friday

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm going to offer to buy him McDonald's if he comes with me and does a Bible study first.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I'm going to offer to buy him McDonald's if he comes with me and does a Bible study first.

Those are just your delusions, Christian outreach stlaker. He'd rather be right than fed.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

At least he can have a quarter of the half hovel after the divorce

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

At least he can have a quarter of the half hovel after the divorce

Nope, squandered.

Three words: Frivolous divorce negotiations

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I blame Trump.

 

[guest]

I blame Trump.

Man he looks bad in this one.

 

[AliceWorquer]

I blame Trump.

Cant be him. Hat's too clean

 

[wbgreen]

This is the only homeless man I ever gave a dime to

 

[guest]

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Needs more commas.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Speaking of Niki, do you think the homeless could tolerate her stench?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

No child, I am doing research for my next Dickens knockoff about a fat but feisty street urchin who teams up with Optimus Prime to fight 19th Century magatards.

 

[Stent]

Not enough commas and spelling errors.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

No child, I am doing research for my next Dickens knockoff about a fat but feisty street urchin who teams up with Optimus Prime to fight 19th Century magatards.

Dayum! Da's a good story arc!

Spoiler alert: The grand villain is a newpaper baron named E. Ron Tusk who claims he's invented a horseless carriage.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

"cooked a can of beans over a barrel for dinner today. Needed the protein."

 

[Bam's Feet]

No, child. I do not live in a Hooverville. I live in a whole tent, in fact, I own two tents, separated by a zipper.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

"Hi fans. Homeless Patrick S. Tomlinson here. Quick pumpkin hack: the Jack-O-Lanterns people put on their stoops in the fall make great single use toilets. Just remember not to actually sit down on them."

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Bump for relevance.

 

[guest]

"Hi fans. Homeless Patrick S. Tomlinson here. Quick pumpkin hack: the Jack-O-Lanterns people put on their stoops in the fall make great single use toilets. Just remember not to actually sit down on them."

Do have fun