(WIP) Patrick and Mystery Vandal Handwriting Comparison

[Caverlock]

I took the very few examples of Patrick's print handwriting I had, then tried to compare them to the alleged vandalism messages. Thoughts?

Letters pulled from:

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Guilty

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The first thing that struck me is that Patrick S. Tomlinson is definitely a pedophile...

The second was that it was definitely him who vandalized his own property. Only piggy could be so unfunny to think that 'The Gay Virgin Patrick' is a good insult.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Quod erat demonstrandum, child

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Oopsie doodles

 

[RobertMewler]

Excellent work, my dear. He totally did it. From another comment:

Notice the upward angle and curved tip of the top bars. The lower bars are placed abnormally high and close to the top bar. It's Fatty alright. The F on the right was taken from his napkin.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Lol, and he submitted this as evidence in court! What an dumb (and fat) guy!

 

[Caverlock]

Excellent work, my dear. He totally did it. From another comment:

Notice the upward angle and curved tip of the top bars. The lower bars are placed abnormally high and close to the top bar. It's Fatty alright. The F on the right was taken from his napkin.

Ah nice, I'll update it. Will take a minute.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

It happened, huh?

 

[guest]

I would think he'd deliberately write weirdly knowing that his handwriting would be the first thing scrutinized

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Got a big bowl of uh oh spaghettios for Pat

 

[MonsterSteve]

Guilty as charged. The whole reason he switched from lowercase to all uppercase after "The" is because he noticed people would be able to easily compare his handwriting. What a fat fool.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Also add that profile comparison of Pat sitting at the bar and Pat vandalizing his awful crummy shit

 

[HotDogJoe]

What is 'the gay virgin fatrick' even written on? It looks like it's indoor blinds with a cord but he said this all took place in his back yard.

There's not a single aspect of the vandalism incident that isn't suspicious as fuck. It would've been hilarious if this actually went to court and was analyzed by professionals.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What is 'the gay virgin fatrick' even written on? It looks like it's indoor blinds with a cord but he said this all took place in his back yard?

Vinyl siding.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

The I,C, and K look almost exactly the same between all 3 samples. The lowercase h and e is most damning in my opinion.

 

[guest]

He is a complete failure at everything, including framing people for crimes.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nice work caver. Definitely more evidence to an already large amount of evidence he “vandalized” his own property. Not really, because he wiped it off 10 seconds after he did it. One thing you forgot to mention, he’s incredibly fat during this.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

the slants/curves definitely strike me as being written by a left handed person. I do the same thing, albeit in a less dribbling mongoloid type manner. It’s all way too similar though. He also seems to mix up upper and lowercase in quite an erratic, serial killer-esque manner which also fits the one on the side of the house.

 

[Caverlock]

the slants/curves definitely strike me as being written by a left handed person. I do the same thing, albeit in a less dribbling mongoloid type manner. It’s all way too similar though. He also seems to mix up upper and lowercase in quite an erratic, serial killer-esque manner which also fits the one on the side of the house.

Yeah, it has to be factored in that he's trying his best to mask his writing in these. Also, these irregular surfaces would be difficult to write large letters on for a right-handed person, but for a left-handed person (I'm also left-handed) it's even tougher because it's so easy to drag your hand through your own writing.