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I was told by the egg vendor at the farmer’s market that they could be left out at room temp which I did with no issues. He said once they’ve been refrigerated you can’t leave them out.
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I used to get eggs from this family that was “homesteading” and the eggs would still have chicken shit on them. They were damn good eggsThe USDA mandates that all eggs be washed first to prevent any chance of salmonella contamination. Washing eggs removes the protective coating around the shell which means the egg will spoil quicker if not refrigerated.
You used to be able to find just regular, unwashed eggs sold in a basket at some farmer's markets and country stores, but that was a while ago.
Salmonella comes from the chicken shit, this much I know. Do you bleach the eggs white or feed them something to change the shells? For most of the world chicken eggs are like a mild brown color.I used to get eggs from this family that was “homesteading” and the eggs would still have chicken shit on them. They were damn good eggs
Different breeds lay different colors.Salmonella comes from the chicken shit, this much I know. Do you bleach the eggs white or feed them something to change the shells? For most of the world chicken eggs are like a mild brown color.
The black lays better eggs to begin with because she's been bred to be that way, because of her high thighs and big thighs that goes up into her back, and they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs and she's bred to be the better egg layer because this goes back all the way to the Civil War when during the slave trade...the chicken owner would breed his big black to his big hen so that she could lay big black eggs.Different breeds lay different colors.
Nana can tell Gregg all about eggs.What is an egg, If you really think about it? Makes no fawking sense!
Big Wyzz schooled that nigger. Wyzz, how do you feel about Lucy Lawless and will you apologize to @ShutYourCakeHorn?Well tiny wyyz over here is confused by this thread motherfucker.
Hens piss, shit, fuck, and shit eggs through the same hole. We call them "vents". I learned this in kindergarten when a dude just like the guy below grabbed one up and turned it upside down to show us on a field trip at his farm.So so so, it's the hen turds that make the magic happen there?
She's Cool.Wyzz, how do you feel about Lucy Lawless
Sure; sorry @ShutYourCakeHorn.and will you apologize to @ShutYourCakeHorn?
You're a good kid Wyzzy, you're like a retarded little brother to me.
Thanks :^)
I bet her eggs are still fertile as fuck, pardon my french.I don't understand the need to refrigerate them; hens lay the most in Spring when the weather is warm, so the eggs are out in the heat for a long time before you go collect them. I've left them in a bowl on the kitchen counter, and they're fine to eat.
Like someone said, I would not buy refrigerated eggs and then leave them out, however.
It's a rough one, man. Here's Monica.
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Very MILFy.
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