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Eggs are processed differently here before reaching stores.
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Huh. Cool!Eggs are processed differently here before reaching stores.
Processed differently how? I never put eggs in the ref, is this unsafe?
It's uh like a battery farm!Think it's because battery farms are more common in the US and that causes issues compared to the free range that is more common here and therefore the way the eggs are washed or something
I refrigerate them, have i been doing it wrong all this time?
What about storing them in your asshole?
They aren't refrigerated in stores over here, so i don't know why i do it at home, my parents used to throw them in the fridge when i was little, so i blame them.Abort immediately. Another benefit of storing them at room temperature is that they won't crack as easily when you boil them.
I love acting like an authority on subjects I've just spent five minutes googling by the way.
Huh?Eggs are processed differently here before reaching stores.
Tiny wyyz, what a retard, tiny wyyz.Huh?
Well tiny wyyz over here is confused by this thread motherfucker.Tiny wyyz, what a retard, tiny wyyz.
talmbout eggsWell tiny wyyz over here is confused by this thread motherfucker.
So so so, it's the hen turds that make the magic happen there?protective coating around the shell
Some people still put them in the fridge in Europe. I don't understand why. Changes the texture of the egg imo. Completely safe not in the fridge.
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