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Why the fuck was I told that The Black Phone is a good horror movie?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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This is fucking terrible. I might've liked this when I was like 12, but I still doubt it. This is the one everyone was raving about when it came out. I assume that Longlegs movie is just as shitty because it got even more praise. It Follows was the other big "you GOTTA see this" movie and was just kind of okay. What the fuck happened to everyone's tastes? It's not even just the critical reception. I've had sane people tell me to my face that these are great horror movies. "Durr Ethan Hawke is probably the greatest horror villain of the last 20 years." He's a psycho with a mask. Definitely haven't seen that before.
 

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Oh so this faggot's brother is staying with him and is never like "Hey, Al, why do you sit shirtless in your kitchen holding a belt in that spooky mask while you stare at the basement door for like 14 hours a day?"

FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE
Also, why would the fucking idiot even let his brother stay with him when he has a fucking kidnapped child in his unlocked basement?

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Hey, faggot kid, when you escape from the guy who's going to murder you and he chases, don't just run down the fucking sidewalk, idiot FAGGOT. Run to someone's FUCKING DOOR, FAGGOT. YOU'RE IN A DENSE NEIGHBORHOOD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT KID.

I'M NOT WATCHING ANYMORE OF THIS SHIT. FUCK IT. I'M DONE.
 
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This is fucking terrible. I might've liked this when I was like 12, but I still doubt it. This is the one everyone was raving about when it came out. I assume that Longlegs movie is just as shitty because it got even more praise. It Follows was the other big "you GOTTA see this" movie and was just kind of okay. What the fuck happened to everyone's tastes? It's not even just the critical reception. I've had sane people tell me to my face that these are great horror movies. "Durr Ethan Hawke is probably the greatest horror villain of the last 20 years." He's a psycho with a mask. Definitely haven't seen that before.
I like all three of those movies.
 

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