Why should I be frightened of dying?

[Turry]

meant we are all pieces of God however malformed.

Not the Christian God. You're talking about some sort of hindu or Buddhist conception of "god".

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Anything with finality (more than stepping on a bug) is heavy, sad shit.

It's the unknown.

How do you cope with things in life? Joking around, probably. Well, there's no reason to believe there is any joking in the afterlife. Just the same as if you were in a coma, but you never find out about it... Or, best case scenario, you can haunt the people you knew. Ooof. The DHAUNTINGS would never end.

Here's where The DPRESSION kicks in... If there IS any consciousness in the afterlife, ALL of your dead parents, grandparents, friends, etc. know exactly what you jagoff to, and have watched you do it. (Or at least tried to check in on you, in the middle of your sesh, and they caught a ghostly glimpse of something horrible.) The DMAN cannot imagine that sex is allowed in heaven? Where we at wit the existential DPRESSION?

Why would the dead be concerned with the living? That's the human ego kicking in.

 

[Professor Consent]

Why would the dead be concerned with the living? That's the human ego kicking in.

Well let's think about this logically

If you're a ghost you could spy on women showering and look at their boobies

 

[Easily_Remembered]

My favorite background quote on the album was on "Money" and some woman claims that someone was "cruising for a bruising".

Oh, okay, hardass.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Well let's think about this logically

If you're a ghost you could spy on women showering and look at their boobies

What if there's no ghosts?

 

[Professor Consent]

My favorite background quote on the album was on "Money" and some woman claims that someone was "cruising for a bruising".

Oh, okay, hardass.

What album?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I’m going to heaven and most of you all won’t. Helps me sleep at night.

 

[Professor Consent]

What if there's no ghosts?

So zombies? I'd love to be a zombie. I'd rape until my dick fell off.

 

[Professor Consent]

I’m going to heaven and most of you all won’t. Helps me sleep at night.

How do I get into heaven?? More rape?

 

[WhereWeAt]

My Somali friend once asked me: "Hey, how come white people are sooo afraid of dying, but when they see a cadaver, they dont give a fuck...meanwhile, we arent afraid of death, but are scared shitless of handling/touching corpses?" And I had no real good answer lol...atheism? idk

Do you not consider yourself Somali?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

So zombies? I'd love to be a zombie. I'd rape until my dick fell off.

Or possibility reincarnation. That means that everyone who has ever lived is basically trans.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

How do I get into heaven?? More rape?

Less

 

[Easily_Remembered]

What album?

 

[Professor Consent]

Or possibility reincarnation. That means that everyone who has ever lived is basically trans.

Define reincarnation. I'm still gonna be smart enough not to become a Pat Tomlinson type in the next life right?

 

[Not Child.]

Do you not consider yourself Somali?

I'm an Arab to most Somalis...or like a mutt

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Define reincarnation. I'm still gonna be smart enough not to become a Pat Tomlinson type in the next life right?

You don't have much choice in your meat vessel. But you will return as a lower lifeform if you try to kill your own kid.

 

[DMAN]

Why would the dead be concerned with the living? That's the human ego kicking in.

You too would get curious to check in.

 

[CQ Beans]

Not the Christian God. You're talking about some sort of hindu or Buddhist conception of "god".

I’m absolutely referring to the Christian God. Where do you think we all come from?

 

[Professor Consent]

I’m absolutely referring to the Christian God. Where do you think we all come from?

The big bang

 

[CQ Beans]

The big bang

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