Why is he boasting about banging a gross fridge-shaped woman

[Clint Ruin]

"I have sex"

Yeah, with 3s, anyone can do that, Rick, they don't hand out medals for it.

 

[bombvest]

he's probably hinting at draining his lower belly button penis in there since it doesn't require aiming

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I bet Niki treats Pat's loads like nuclear waste.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Never in a million years would I think to talk about the hotel shower where my wife and I had sex. What a cheesy fucking tourist rube.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

How's the hovel shower?
Clogged with nigger farts and AIDS?
Functional? Unlike Patso's flaccid judgement debtor micro-cock?

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I bet Niki treats Pat's loads like nuclear waste.

And we know Niki don’t treat nuclear waste Aaaagoooosh!!!’

 

[Clint Ruin]

Yeah, two obese slobs slapping sweaty fat rolls together. I'm sure you could teach us all something, porker.

 

[guest]

the hairs on my arms are up. Yikh

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

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Yeah, two obese slobs slapping sweaty fat rolls together. I'm sure you could teach us all something, porker.

Full tweet:

Yes, it's very sad for us that I have to think of you and your obese rat-bride fucking.

 

[guest]

Yes child, I have hot straight sex with my hot straight wife. I got the girl, atalker.

 

[guest]

It's totally normal for a 42 year old man to brag about banging his plain jane linebacker of a wife.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I think he meant he had to sit down after huffing and puffing after scrubbing under his 5 different chins.

 

[guest]

Someone needs to 'shop two literal pigs in that shower...

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Pat & Niki's fuck song

 

[guest]

Why would you feel the need to say that you're in your 40s and still have sex "with enthusiasm and skill"?

Just one more piece of evidence to prove my point that this guy cannot maintain nor achieve an erection.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Someone needs to 'shop two literal pigs in that shower...

 

[guest]

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Everything about your very fiber is Nigger, never forget I put two and two...adding 'cop hater' to your dossier.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Everything about your very fiber is Nigger, never forget I put two and two...adding 'cop hater' to your dossier.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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Yeah, two obese slobs slapping sweaty fat rolls together. I'm sure you could teach us all something, porker.

I need a vomit reaction in the ribs selection. Absolutely vile.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Ugh I’m imaging the smell and it’s legitimately making me nauseous.