Why is everyone doing jiu jitsu? It's literally fucking gay

[Professor Consent]

You don't deserve to have friends

And why not faggot?? Go ahead and explain it to me, nigger

 

[Build Black Better]

do they give ftm trannies balls?

idk but this picture sure makes me want to live a life of chastity without chaz:

What a slob. If it has some tranny balls under there, I bet they reek as bad as any tubalard's

Nice zipper bitch tits, bitch

 

[Turry]

And why not faggot?? Go ahead and explain it to me, nigger

You think you're too good for anybody which is hilarious given your neurotic levels of insecurity. You probably deeply resent anybody who likes you because it runs counter to your narrative of being a misunderstood misfit or something. Why can't you just hang with people and vibe? Queer.

 

[Professor Consent]

idk but this picture sure makes me want to live a life of chastity without chaz:

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What a slob. If it has some tranny balls under there, I bet they reek as bad as any tubalard's

I googled it and yeah they have a scrotoplasty and put silicon balls in there lol.

 

[Professor Consent]

You think you're too good for anybody which is hilarious given your neurotic levels of insecurity. You probably deeply resent anybody who likes you because it runs counter to your narrative of being a misunderstood misfit or something. Why can't you just hang with people and vibe? Queer.

Baby child, you're literally saying you'd hang out with faggots who use the term "the boys" to describe their friend group?

 

[Turry]

Baby child, you're literally saying you'd hang out with faggots who use the term "the boys" to describe their friend group?

What kind of fag polices the words that come out of their friend's mouths to this extent? I've yet to meet a person who doesn't say cringe things sometimes, or do some other shit that annoys me. I guess I just take a step back and acknowledge that I'm no prize all the time either and get on with having relationships.

 

[Professor Consent]

What kind of fag polices the words that come out of their friend's mouths to this extent? I've yet to meet a person who doesn't say cringe things sometimes, or do some other shit that annoys me. I guess I just take a step back and acknowledge that I'm no prize all the time either and get on with having relationships.

Calling us "the boys" was extremely gay.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

I got invited to a jiu jitsu class once. Aside from being incredibly gay, everybody there had the Joe Rogaine mentality of thinking they are a step above the average person intellectually because they listen to podcasts and go to stand up shows and caress people of the same gender multiple times per week. If you want to defend yourself against violent niggers, buy a firearm or carry a knife.

 

[Bam's Feet]

@Harry Powell

But you do it to sniff cunts

 

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

Striking is definitely the way to go, but it would be pretty humiliating to get taken down by some ballsniffer. Just develop the one punch solution for bjj manlets.

I'd love to see someone like Lex Fridman or Joe Rogan come up against a boxer and get knocked the fuck out before they could try any of their hugging bullshit. Not even a giant like Anthony Joshua either. Just some 5'8, 5'9 boxer and Pow! right in the kisser! and they realize all their years of rolling around with other men on the ground was pointless.

 

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

Just the people who are cheerleaders for it alone puts me off - Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah I'll pass thanks.

Nice double post, stupid.

 

[Guest]

It's so gay looking. Just sniffing man balls and sweating on another man. Rolling on the ground hugging and grunting. Jesus what's wrong with everyone?

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You answered your own question, dummy

 

[Guest]

@Harry Powell

But you do it to sniff cunts

No, I definitely do it for the gay stuff

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Stomps and soccer kicks are illegal in MMA (and obviously grappling competitions). There are no rules in a real fight.

 

[Dog Eater]

I know a guy who got into bjj and was all pumped up describing how people who were good at it but smaller than him could still make him submit and I was like ok lol but what if you had a knife or weren’t forbidden from ripping their testicles off and he was like uh yeah then I would win every time. Like others said just carry a gun for self defense if you live in a niggery area.

 

[Turk February]

As a practitioner of the ancient oriental art of karate I know BJJ practitioners really hate it when you have sex with their sister and make a lot of noise

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Stomps and soccer kicks are illegal in MMA (and obviously grappling competitions). There are no rules in a real fight.

Carrying the ball is illegal in soccer too but that never stopped me before.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

It's better than sniffing Ellen Page's tranny balls

You wanna say that to my face, bro?

Yeah, didn't think so.

 

[Build Black Better]

You wanna say that to my face, bro?

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Yeah, didn't think so.

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Those pics remind me of when the new Bruce Jenner was complaining on social media that people weren't complimenting him on his new looks. Some literal nigger replied "nice balls nigga"

 

[Handsome_Pat]

I train Muy Thai and Jiu Jitsu four days a week. Everyone at my gym jokes about Jiu Jitsu being gay or at the very least homosexual adjacent. In all seriousness, it's pretty addicting. Everyone talks about a runners high... I've ran at least 30 miles a week for the last decade and never had one. But I caught a higher belt in a mounted triangle off an elevator sweep and I was high off that shit for like 4 hours. There's something to the movie Fight Club... doing things that appeal to your animalistic instincts feels good. On a side note- fighting in general is gay once you're older than 25. And you should never take a fight to the ground intentionally, because the "youths" of today like yelling WorldStar and sucker punching people while they are fighting.