Why does Little Caesar's get such a bad rap?

[Cuphead]

They get a bad rep because it's cheap, but for $5 I don't mind it at all. I prefer it over Costco's shitty pizza. Closest one to me is 20 minutes away though and there are so many other pizza places I never go anymore though.

 

[LiberalPussy]

All in wit da crazy bread and crazy sauce

I LOVE THE GARLIC BUTTER SAAAAAAAA

 

[PogromStallone]

American pizza looks so fucking dreadful.

 

[Turk February]

The only thing I ever get there if I'm craving something greasy and cheesey is the Italian cheese bread. If you try to eat two boxes of it you puke. And you know what? It still tastes alright on the way back up.

I can easily eat a whole pizza from there in one sitting. And used to when I lived next to one.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can easily eat a whole pizza from there in one sitting. And used to when I lived next to one.

The swauce bothers my sensitive tummy.

 

[Leeeavings]

You traitorous Ginny wop fuck how dare you, this is a hate crime

 

[Turk February]

I can easily eat a whole pizza from there in one sitting. And used to when I lived next to one.

My brother also used to visit me when I lived in Brantford and we are a little awkward around each other. We'd just get a Little Caesars pizza and play NFL on the Xbox while mocking each other.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

The swauce bothers my sensitive tummy.

Stop swallowing cum

 

[Turk February]

The swauce bothers my sensitive tummy.

Get their ranch dip. Keeps me from shitting myself.

 

[Turk February]

Btw I am not bragging or anything but I don't think I've ever lost to my brother. I'd actually intentionally pick the shittiest teams cuz I wanted him to win.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Stop swallowing cum

I've never tried it but I don't think it'd upset my tummy because I've consumed a lot of other things that look like cum and felt fine. Like toaster strudel icing and milk and stuff like that.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've never tried it but I don't think it'd upset my tummy because I've consumed a lot of other things that look like cum and felt fine.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Btw I am not bragging or anything but I don't think I've ever lost to my brother. I'd actually intentionally pick the shittiest teams cuz I wanted him to win.

Which one of you could achieve a standing head kick knockout on the other? My money's on your brother, Kyle February, varsity athlete.

 

[Turk February]

I've never tried it but I don't think it'd upset my tummy because I've consumed a lot of other things that look like cum and felt fine. Like toaster strudel icing and milk and stuff like that.

I'm so stupid for admitting this but when I was like 12 I tasted my cum just to see what it's like in the shower. I can tell you from experience you're not missing out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You've doctored this image.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm so stupid for admitting this but when I was like 12 I tasted my cum just to see what it's like in the shower. I can tell you from experience you're not missing out.

Ew.

 

[aRTie02150]

It's mostly cardboard

 

[Turk February]

Ew.

As I was maturing sexually I did a lot of weird shit to myself.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

As I was maturing sexually I did a lot of weird shit to myself.

How did we get here. It's a thread about Little Caesar's and here we are talking about you eating your brother's jizz or whatever.

 

[Turk February]

How did we get here. It's a thread about Little Caesar's and here we are talking about you eating your brother's jizz or whatever.

I didn't listen to his jazz! You are mistaken.