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Why does Little Caesar's get such a bad rap?

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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I can't even remember the last time I saw a little Cesar. I forgot they existed tbphwchya. Since moving out to Farmville, I don't see a lot of fast food or chain restaurants at all, really. There's a McDonalds on the way into town, but that's like a 15 minute drive, and there's a Wendy's somewhere in the opposite direction. The town I live in only has one restaurant and it stinks.
 

Brooke Shields

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If you've eaten enough store bought frozen pizzas, the shitty chain pizzas cooked in a real pizza oven are still a step up
 

SpaceEdge

#1 thomas homan superfan
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Had one close to me that was good until they staffed a bunch of crackhead faggots that were so high they would forget to put sauce on the pizza. Went from where all the highschool kids would go to closed within a year

If you've eaten enough store bought frozen pizzas, the shitty chain pizzas cooked in a real pizza oven are still a step up
That has a lot to do with the temp it goes in at too, standard ovens don't reach pizza oven temp of like 700 degrees

I'm not fat yet but I plan to be in the future
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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the whole point of that place is the shit is already ready
How long does it take a regular pizza place.. 20 minutes for a couple pies? You fat fucks can't plan 20 minutes ahead?

I've never had this slop and they've been relentlessly advertising since I can remember watching TV.
 

Imager

Everything has been shitificated
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Also I say it every time Little Caesar's is mentioned, but when they have their pretzel pizza most of the time it's PFG. Sometimes they'll over salt the thing but most of the time they don't and if I bring that shit to a gathering it goes super fast.
 
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