Why does everyone involved with Barstool Sports seem like a huge douchebag?

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Yeah that sounds pretty retarded. I just grab the hammer and hit the nail with it

Fucking RIBS

 

[RaggotFetard]

I don't get what he's trying to do. Nailing the top part of a picket, but not the bottom, doesn't make sense if he's trying to keep something from getting through the fence.

He’s that Jewish.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah that sounds pretty retarded. I just grab the hammer and hit the nail with it

Pro trick for the noobs out there is to grab the handle part.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I must be autistic because for 2 minutes i just searched for a picture that represents how i hold a hammer when I'm trying to start a nail (only ever need it for hanging something or smashing old nails back into things)

I put my pointer finger on the hammer essentially like I'm holding a mouse so my aim is better when I try to hit it hard enough to start it. I feel kinda retarded any time i need to do it. My dad is a carpenter and I'll do it in front of him. But I'd figure that's how any uncoordinated faggot would make sense to try it rather than swinging it too soft or inaccurate like a retard.

Whenever I see someone choking up on the hammer and swinging it like a bitch I always suggest that they hold it right at the bottom of the handle with their pinky off the end and you basically use your curled pinky like a fulcrum. Trying to describe it sounds dumb and more than it really is, but it instantly makes people who are afraid to hit their fingers and barely making any contact swing the fucker hard enough to start the nail every time.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

The safety glasses, the brand new hammer. I don’t know I think he might be doing a bit. Sorry for breaking the third wall

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Whenever I see someone choking up on the hammer and swinging it like a bitch I always suggest that they hold it right at the bottom of the handle with their pinky off the end and you basically use your curled pinky like a fulcrum. Trying to describe it sounds dumb and more than it really is, but it instantly makes people who are afraid to hit their fingers and barely making any contact swing the fucker hard enough to start the nail every time.

If you can’t hammer in a nail then you grew up with a single mother or your dad is a fucking faggot. Presumably both.

 

[Turry]

Whenever I see someone choking up on the hammer and swinging it like a bitch I always suggest that they hold it right at the bottom of the handle with their pinky off the end and you basically use your curled pinky like a fulcrum. Trying to describe it sounds dumb and more than it really is, but it instantly makes people who are afraid to hit their fingers and barely making any contact swing the fucker hard enough to start the nail every time.

The most important thing is to not be a pussy who's afraid of a sore finger.

 

[Not Child.]

What a bitch move from a privileged... well... bitch. Let's see you test your Krav Maga in the octagon, you typical soft and cowardly kike.
Practice hammering some nails until you don't look like a completely useless fairy, cunt.

A trope straight out of "Der Ewige Jude"

 

[Turry]

If you can’t hammer in a nail then you grew up with a single mother or your dad is a fucking faggot. Presumably both.

Yeah my dad and my uncles just mocked me and called me a baby until I learned to do it right. That was the most important lesson

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I didn't even realize he was that famous that chicks on the street recognize him. Maybe it's just like that in Somerville!

Dan is a closer so he's allowed to eat as Manny doughnuts as he wants

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Barstool is another tiny hat media outlet.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Remember when Anthony was drooling over that Barstool chick Jenna Marbles? Old creep