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Why do people look different in different cities?

johnnynoname

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i've posted them on other forums and i've kept the same screenname....plus, people will save them on their hard drives (which is totally not weird btw)
 

Brooke Shields

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I live in a small city technically, and my dad always makes the same statement every time someone is walking around and it's never wrong
"People in _______ are scary looking."

Mind you, this isn't some actual scary black or junkie shithole, it's just any person who's actually walking around stands out as not normal looking. Like if a person wearing jeans and a non-descriptive shirt was walking around they would actually stand out.
Does this happen for all small cities?


Sidenote: there's a thing called Pittsburgh-pretty.
It's a girl who's blonde and a nice-ish body, but when looked at individually you can realize they're a big-headed plain-jane blonde
 

johnnynoname

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I was fucking pigs back then too....the only girls I got that were over a "6" were black girls

black girls shouldn't count though because black girls are easy......
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Those are different people, buddy
norton-seethe.jpg

Sssssscumbag, I came in here with that one hot and ready and you motherfucked me!
 

aRTie02150

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I was fucking pigs back then too....the only girls I got that were over a "6" were black girls

black girls shouldn't count though because black girls are easy......
They really are the easiest to hook up with. I said "nice bag" to a black girl at a club once and within a few minutes was grinding my junk on her rather perfect ass.
 

johnnynoname

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They really are the easiest to hook up with. I said "nice bag" to a black girl at a club once and within a few minutes was grinding my junk on her rather perfect ass.
the only ones you'll have difficulty with are the ones that have either:
- dated someone who plays pro ball
- "video girl" (though I don't think that exists anymore)

with the exception of those two types getting black girl is like shooting fish in a barrel for any white guy
 

johnnynoname

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there are two mma forums and a howard stern forum as well

edit: and Niketalk
 

aRTie02150

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the only ones you'll have difficulty with are the ones that have either:
- dated someone who plays pro ball
- "video girl" (though I don't think that exists anymore)

with the exception of those two types getting black girl is like shooting fish in a barrel for any white guy
Yup. They're so used to being treated like complete shit that a simple compliment on their appearance or clothing will completely level them. Give them a flower and you're prince fucking charming.



Watch the reaction from each woman who got a flower. If you can sit through the....others....in the video.
 

johnnynoname

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Give them a flower and you're prince fucking charming.
why would I want to do that for?

If I was going to put in any effort I would just go and try and start banging white girls

The only reason to fuck with black girls is because they are "cheat code" easy

You don't even have to compliment a black girl if you're a non black male...you just have to say "hi"
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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why would I want to do that for?

If I was going to put in any effort I would just go and try and start banging white girls

The only reason to fuck with black girls is because they are "cheat code" easy

You don't even have to compliment a black girl if you're a non black male...you just have to say "hi"
stop larping as one of us pussy getters
 

aRTie02150

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why would I want to do that for?

If I was going to put in any effort I would just go and try and start banging white girls

The only reason to fuck with black girls is because they are "cheat code" easy

You don't even have to compliment a black girl if you're a non black male...you just have to say "hi"
"Excuse me, Shantelle, do you know what time it is?"
 
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