Why do people look different in different cities?

[guest]

I heard the Dougster was doing a bit of road tripping recently... And he had this to say:

I went to this beautiful beach area and everyone looked fucking sexy. Just amazing, like they coulda been fawkin models.

Then I drove into this bleak grey town just an hour away from the beach city and everyone looked ugly as fuck. I was walking around looking for hot chicks and they all looked so haggard and fucked up. It's like I was in a Russian warzone, they all looked like death.

The fuck is up with that? The prettier the town, the prettier a person physically is?

 

[johnnynoname]

the internet was a dumb idea

 

[guest]

the internet was a dumb idea

You were a dumb idea

 

[guest]

the internet was a dumb idea

For example, this user here must live in one of the ugliest motherfucking cities on earth.

 

[johnnynoname]

I can always get a nose job, grow my hair out so it covers my ghoulish face, and move to Malibu

OP will always be stupid

 

[guest]

I can always get a nose job, grow my hair out so it covers my ghoulish face, and move to Malibu

OP will always be stupid

Does @chocolatehellhole have to come here and embarrass you again, asexual zilch?

 

[HH Brother]

I can always get a nose job, grow my hair out so it covers my ghoulish face, and move to Malibu

OP will always be stupid

You will never be White like me, funster.

 

[johnnynoname]

absolutely

also, "asexual zilch" is something us asexuals call each other...that's our term.....you're not allowed to call me that


you are allowed to call me a "fag" though.....beat you to it

 

[guest]

Johnny 12% non-caucasoid noname

 

[HH Brother]

you are allowed to call me a "fag" though.....beat you to it

We know, eggplant funster.

 

[johnnynoname]

also which one is chocolatehellhole.......i get all the people on this forum who don't like me confused

 

[guest]

We know, eggplant funster.

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Hahahahahaha I can't breathe

johnny when was this photo taken, I can't judge you too harshly if it was the 2000s or some shit

 

[johnnynoname]

imagine actually knowing the name of another poster on a forum...yech

 

[guest]

imagine actually knowing the name of another poster on a forum...yech

Don't yech!

 

[johnnynoname]

2009....it's weird that other people have my picture in a folder on there desktop but people have weird kinks

 

[HH Brother]

imagine actually knowing the name of another poster on a forum...yech

Imagine posting this afterglow photo of just having buttsecks with another negro, funster.

 

[johnnynoname]

2009 ish....I was still working at the gym at the time

 

[johnnynoname]

I don't have that phone anymore.......

 

[guest]

Imagine posting this afterglow photo of just having buttsecks with another negro, funster.

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I'm fucking dying holy shit

Johnny why is this photo publicly available

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm fucking dying holy shit

Johnny why is this photo publicly available

meh.....I'm apparently the only person in the history of the internet who has nudes floating around on the internet....what can you do