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My case? You mean that over a year old poll thread that only retards still care about? And what people? This isn’t the democratic republic of OnA.In your case, people requested that you leave, and here you are.
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My case? You mean that over a year old poll thread that only retards still care about? And what people? This isn’t the democratic republic of OnA.In your case, people requested that you leave, and here you are.
lol hard, they were doing "Taraweeh" and if they are sufis (which is what the Taliban's deobandi madhhab was before wahabist strains radicalized them) they were also doing "dhkr" which has a lot of animated synchronized stompingHad a family of Afghans next door (30 people including visitors) they'd throw parties every night when it was Ramadan. Imagine hearing a literal stampede and wild tribal chanting at 4am on a Tuesday night. My eastern European tenants kept complaining saying i needed to do something, aside from complain to the council, there was literally nothing i could do other than something like torch the place. My tenants were blaming me for accepting their food but it didn't make a difference either way. It's in their nature to do these things. It's just a shame people have to share a wall with them.
Don't even get me started on the Filipinos because they make the Afghans seem quaint.
lol hard, they were doing "Taraweeh" and if they are sufis (which is what the Taliban's deobandi madhhab was before wahabist strains radicalized them) they were also doing "dhkr" which has a lot of animated synchronized stomping
ISIS/Al-Qaeda hates this shit and thinks its "innovation"...but its the rawest expression for the love of Prophet Mohammed SAA
Sufis are kinda cool but i understand some sects practice self mutilation and other strange stuff. My father built a tomb for some Sufi Holy man in London. I think he was Pakistani, not exactly full Albino but he was very White. Seventh son of the seveneth son.
The Afghans were fairly nice but doing that stuff every night of the week could drive some people insane.
A lot of wealthy people used to visit him for "healing". Do you think they do mind control to sleeper cells? He was quite a nice guy. I still have the shirt he gave me.an "Aga Khan"...Ismailis. They used to be "the Assassins" back in the day, but today look like this (Swiss Bankers or some shit):
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They are not terrorists or jihadis at all...if anything they engage in a lot of money laundering and extortrion. Pakistan's founding father was one of them. They are Shi'ites and have a lot of deviant acts, for eg, the "zakat" charity alms tax is only 2.5% of your income, but to Ismailis its 10% and all the proceeds go to the Aga Khan (who then deposits it in Swiss Banks)A lot of wealthy people used to visit him for "healing". Do you think they do mind control to sleeper cells? He was quite a nice guy. I still have the shirt he gave me.
Interesting, i assume anything related to the Assassins was some type of ancient MK Ultra cult. Is it true that the Mafia in Italy are actually of Albanian origin? What do you think of Baba Mundi and the Bektashi order?They are not terrorists or jihadis at all...if anything they engage in a lot of money laundering and extortrion. Pakistan's founding father was one of them. They are Shi'ites and have a lot of deviant acts, for eg, the "zakat" charity alms tax is only 2.5% of your income, but to Ismailis its 10% and all the proceeds go to the Aga Khan (who then deposits it in Swiss Banks)
When Islam was in Sicily, Ismailis extorting fellow Muslims is what led to the "Mafia" becoming a thing. The Norman conquest of Sicily and eradicating said extortion is what led to the modern Police/Scotland Yard.
Mafia is an Arabic word (Ma'fiya) "fee" in English.
The "Assassin" moniker stems from "Hashasheen" which is what Sunni scholars accused them of consuming before becoming absolutely fearless in regards to their mission. Seeing that Sunnis are mama-boys who have no idea about drugs, I doubt it was cannabis they were consuming. Perhaps some kind of LSD or ancient/naturally occurring methamphetamines. They did not fear death at all, and would assassinate a head of state knowing the assassin would get insta-lynched.Interesting, i assume anything related to the Assassins was some type of ancient MK Ultra cult. Is it true that the Mafia in Italy are actually of Albanian origin? What do you think of Baba Mundi and the Bektashi order?
I'm aware of the assassins fearlessness it just seems there may have been programming involved to maybe alter personalities to go into warrior mode.The "Assassin" moniker stems from "Hashasheen" which is what Sunni scholars accused them of consuming before becoming absolutely fearless in regards to their mission. Seeing that Sunnis are mama-boys who have no idea about drugs, I doubt it was cannabis they were consuming. Perhaps some kind of LSD or ancient/naturally occurring methamphetamines. They did not fear death at all, and would assassinate a head of state knowing the assassin would get insta-lynched.
Re: Albanians...its the other way around. Alot of Albanians are just Sicilian and Calabrian Muslims kicked out of Sicily after some Norman version of Trump said he's going to turn it into a riviera. They settled on the wooded sparsely inhabited regions on the other side of the Adriatic (Illyria historically and what would be called Albania today).
Not much of an expert on Bektashis, but anytime you hear about a quaint sufi order you best believe these are new converts to Islam. Chechens Dagestanis etc only became Muslim in the 1600s, about the same time as Indonesians.
But what did you EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTMy case? You mean that over a year old poll thread that only retards still care about? And what people? This isn’t the democratic republic of OnA.
Do you know why I let my nuts hang here? Because you guys are my prey teehee, I can only look good surrounded by this, and by extension so does Islam. Anyway, I've done a full exposition on this when I thought da'wa was universal. It's not, Allah condemns some people to lose in this life...AND THEN, also go to hell.
Holee shit, imagine if boqposting was happening at some respectable forum with decent people? I might actually become suicidal lol. This, this helps...as does the fact your management has been getting some unspoken bat signal to escalate the outrageous behavior since Trump got inaugurated...politicized sheep who cant think for themselves.
My taunts...all thought out on my own without any external changes, and all true...as are my predictions of your society's collapse etc.
If Kamala Harris won, there wouldn't even be this exaggerated, performative Pajeet hate that's in vogue here. Men dont get their cues this way my friend.
There are non-white minorities: the ones who've been forgotten, pushed to the margins of society, or near-genocided out of existence. Populations who don't have the numbers or resources or sociopolitical presence to create an army, invade or occupy a country, or even assemble a formal parliament or send delegates to the UN.
e.g. the Abkhaz people, the Ainu, the Toto, the Naxi, the Roma, the Tatar, the Maasai, Australian Aboriginals, and certain smaller Native American or Pacific Island/Polynesian tribes. All account for less than one percent of the world, and many groups number fewer than 100,000. And if they went extinct tomorrow, hardly anyone outside of those groups & countries would realise, notice or care. This is a true ethnic minority.
Weirdly though, they're never who most refer to when they bleat about minorities. Almost like....some are more equal than others.
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