Why do Hollywood keep pushing these dreadful big budget movies with gays and blacks in? They must know they will flop.

[The Shah of Iran]

5 fuckin' arab nations then we got this pygmy thing in Israel

 

[Humanatee]

“Kids love Minecraft, let’s do a movie, and make it as gay as possible with a big blimp sassy nigger” View attachment 220911



“let’s spend 150 million dollars and 10 years developing a game for straight white men, and make every character gay and fat. Oh nooooo why don’t they want to play it!?”

I know it's a game/movie made for autistic children but why the fuck do all the human characters look so fucking weird? They're all fat as fuck and dressed like complete retards. I'm guessing they just shoved Jack Black in it because people liked him in the Mario movie. It's just incredible how much money gets pumped into producing absolute shit for TV and movies now.

 

[NoBacon]

I know it's a game/movie made for autistic children but why the fuck do all the human characters look so fucking weird? They're all fat as fuck and dressed like complete retards. I'm guessing they just shoved Jack Black in it because people liked him in the Mario movie. It's just incredible how much money gets pumped into producing absolute shit for TV and movies now.

Fuck these people. If there was a comet that destroyed Hollywood it would be a great gift for the world and good people.

 

[SpaceEdge]

You're talking about something that happened 11 years ago. If you want the information so bad, go and make some calls to the Nassau County PD. From what you're saying, it sounds pretty easy.

Your dishonesty is showing again, you don't realize it right now but I'm actually the person who was messaging you at the time trying to get you to even give me a day it happened on and you wouldn't.

You are a complete liar and while cumia may be a pedophile and probably is, I could never trust anything you say about it

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

The tide's starting to turn on this, Disney have lost billions going after the woke dollar only to find out it doens't really exist because internet bots that sustain all this narrative don't buy cinema tickets.

The same is happening in Gaming. Black Myth Wukong went out to reviewers with a warning to steer clear of discussing things like feminist values, fetishization and shit that causes negative discourse. It became the 2nd most concurrently played title on Steam after that. Meanwhile Ubisoft stock price is down past $4 from $20 pre Covid and they haven't even released that stupid Assassins Creed black samurai game that's had the Japanese government calling them out for cultural appropriation yet.

If you want this to continue the best thing to do is cancel all your streaming subs and pirate everything. Can't really moan about Amazon prime caving to Jews and blacks whilst you're funding them can you? Vote with your wallet.

Yes, I'm sure a middle aged, limey sous chef has his finger on the pulse of the Hollywood media conglomerate, the stock market, and the consequential sociopolitical ramifications.

fucking muppet

 

[Niggerotchi]

To demoralize and deracinate digital entertainment for the nu-mutt that the jews are bringing about.

 

[BenDovid]

Your dishonesty is showing again, you don't realize it right now but I'm actually the person who was messaging you at the time trying to get you to even give me a day it happened on and you wouldn't.

You are a complete liar and while cumia may be a pedophile and probably is, I could never trust anything you say about it

I'll never understand what's in it for you guys when you try and gaslight me about my own life. I remember what happened dude. I was there.

 

[NoBacon]

I'll never understand what's in it for you guys when you try and gaslight me about my own life. I remember what happened dude. I was there.

You’re an unreliable narrator, even in your own life.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Ya I know when I file a pedophile police report on millionaire famous person I generally just forget about it and never even ask for the officers name just in case this came up again

Either you're retarded or you expect us to be retarded but either way it's not happening

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Yes, I'm sure a middle aged, limey sous chef has his finger on the pulse of the Hollywood media conglomerate, the stock market, and the consequential sociopolitical ramifications.

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fucking muppet

and punt

 

[CuntFucker .]

Sometimes people in the movie business just don't know what they are doing without there being any nefarious agenda.

When I saw stills of the first Mario movie as a young child, I thought that it doesn't at all properly represent the games and decided that I wouldn't watch it. Back then I lacked the maturity to go complain about it to people.

 

[The Sue Deal]

I know it's a game/movie made for autistic children but why the fuck do all the human characters look so fucking weird? They're all fat as fuck and dressed like complete retards. I'm guessing they just shoved Jack Black in it because people liked him in the Mario movie. It's just incredible how much money gets pumped into producing absolute shit for TV and movies now.

Because Hollywood, ironically, is full of uncreative people who don’t know how to make a movie appealing, let alone good.

We just had the fully animated Mario movie, which critics seemed to like, and it made a billion dollars. The exception. Then you have the live action Borderlands movie, which bombed ratings and box office wise. The rule.

I’m not surprised a room of boardroom execs workshopping the Minecraft movie said “Make it half CGI half realistic. Oh also make the CGI god awful and not the same art style as the games. Put Jack Black in there, the kids like him, right?”

Blacks being in this movie is seriously the least of its issues. But of course, if it gets bad reviews or bombs, people like Nobacon will say thats the ONLY reason. As if a 6 year old gives a fuck that a fat black lady is in his Minecraft movie.

I remember being 6 and watching movie adaptations of my favorite media, I was always more pissed at how unfaithful it was.

 

[BenDovid]

Ya I know when I file a pedophile police report on millionaire famous person I generally just forget about it and never even ask for the officers name just in case this came up again

Either you're retarded or you expect us to be retarded but either way it's not happening

ffs man. I didn't file a report. I made a witness statement. Apparently it wasn't as important to me as it still is to you. Why do you care so hard about this.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

and punt

Your response should be "YES CHEF! RIGHT AWAY CHEF!"

no stomp out your cigarette, put your apron back on, and chop me up some scallions, bitch.

 

[Saddam Hussein]

The ones that do great do really well. The Barbie movie for instance. Spending $200M to make $2B basically pays for all the flops plus the next 10 movies

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

I remember being 6 and watching movie adaptations of my favorite media, I was always more pissed at how unfaithful it was.

No you don't, liar. stop trying to wrap up your posts with a "bang". you're gonna get car crashed regardless.

 

[The Sue Deal]

No you don't, liar. stop trying to wrap up your posts with a "bang". you're gonna get car crashed regardless.

You watch Dragonball Evolution and tell me its a faithful adaptation

 

[SpaceEdge]

The ones that do great do really well. The Barbie movie for instance. Spending $200M to make $2B basically pays for all the flops plus the next 10 movies

The WNBA school of economics

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Your response should be "YES CHEF! RIGHT AWAY CHEF!"

no stomp out your cigarette, put your apron back on, and chop me up some scallions, bitch.

y'know, there's only one guy who ever went after me because of my job and they used the exact same awkward line...

 

[NoBacon]

The ones that do great do really well. The Barbie movie for instance. Spending $200M to make $2B basically pays for all the flops plus the next 10 movies

That’s not how business works, if a product at google doesn’t justify itself it’s closed down.

It’s an obvious ideological choice of activism to fund these projects.