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Why do girls put their finger in guys assholes when they’re getting plowed?
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We don’t lend ourselves to that kind of confusion.This is only for taking a shit.
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Fawwkin great reference, brotherman. That movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. The rubber mask is pretty silly looking back.[SIZE=13px]View attachment 84596[/SIZE]
Same hairline as Rawhead Rex
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Yeah brotherman, it really doesnt hold up well at all.
Sounds like a nickname Ant would have for Sues peckah.
“Susie, hows about I polish off Ol’ Rawhead Rex after Matlock”
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i had a hooker eat my ass while shouting "mexico, mexico, mexico", it was an ok experience. she wouldn't take off her bra unless I paid another $20. I didn't pay the extra 'cause I'm a man of morals.
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A few different chicks have sucked my balls so hard it's like they're trying to fuck something up and I had to give them the should've-had-a-V8 palm to the forehead.
I also hate being bitten. I was in a brief relationship and the last time I dropped her off at her house, she kissed me and bit my lip so hard I instantly went from being very into her to never wanting to see her again. I haven't seen her since. The whole drive home I was licking my fat lip and saying "stupid bitch" out loud.
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They are trying to give a prostate massage. It supposedly will have you shoot more cum. Women read weird shit and think that men actually enjoy something going up their ass.
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I had a chick pop one in up to the second knuckle once while blowing me and I fucking shot a fat load for her effort. The next time I had a bitch in that position, I tried to get her to do it and she was like 'fuck no'. I kept pushing the issue and she stopped blowing me and left. I ended up jerking off by myself like a fucking loser.
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Exactly! Fuck that dirty bitch! Do you think I wanna kiss you now? I don't mind a little collateral damage by licking a bit of butt hole when eating pussy but I'm not aiming for it. Fuck that
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I only ever had one chick do that to me and she was legitimately mentally ill. A little assplay with your girl is fun, my ex loved getting a finger in her ass while I ate her pussy. I’m down to eat some ass too if she’s fresh out of the tub. In terms of having things inserted into my own ass though, I’m not into it. I don’t care if it supposedly feels good and makes you blow a big load, taking things in the ass is what pillow biters do.
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I tell them the balls are off limits. They can focus on getting the fundamentals right before thinking they're the Michael Jordan of dick sucking.
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