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Why did the English had beef with Irish?

gassers

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Irish people are blue eyed, white as snow and behave pretty much the same as the english. Why didn't the english see irish as their own? I get italians and greeks are pretty different from the english but irish doesn't make sense.

Is it because of some gay christian shit?
 

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Irish people are blue eyed, white as snow and behave pretty much the same as the english. Why didn't the english see irish as their own? I get italians and greeks are pretty different from the english but irish doesn't make sense.

Is it because of some gay christian shit?
Your headline reads like Ali G said it:

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Is it because of some gay christian shit?
Big part of it probably can be traced back to the Anglo-Norman conquest of Ireland in the 12th century (around 1169/1172). There was a tendency before that to depict the Irish as wild savages / barbarians, even though there was a rich scholarly tradition coming out of Irish monastic centers of knowledge.
 

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Big part of it probably can be traced back to the Anglo-Norman conquest of Ireland in the 12th century (around 1169/1172). There was a tendency before that to depict the Irish as wild savages / barbarians, even though there was a rich scholarly tradition coming out of Irish monastic centers of knowledge.
But why the english treated them differently? Just because they were from a different region.

The english ruled over them for some time so they should have just come to a conclusion like "yeah man these irish are just like us, why treat them worse, pretty cool people".
 

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The English built civilized society based on chivalry, incest, and class, where as the Irish were still working on creating fire so they could more effectively rape in the night. Things came to a head when they argued about whether or not they should ask an Italian incel how to properly worship a dead Jew, so the Irish learned how to explode things and shoot things from windows instead of engaging in the suicidal line by line battles dressed in frilly red dress the British were so used to. The Cranberries released a hit single "Zombie" effectively ending the conflict in the 90s, and now they just sort of agree to disagree.
 

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The English built civilized society based on chivalry, incest, and class, where as the Irish were still working on creating fire so they could more effectively rape in the night. Things came to a head when they argued about whether or not they should ask an Italian incel how to properly worship a dead Jew, so the Irish learned how to explode things and shoot things from windows instead of engaging in the suicidal line by line battles dressed in frilly red dress the British were so used to. The Cranberries released a hit single "Zombie" effectively ending the conflict in the 90s, and now they just sort of agree to disagree.
that makes sense. So the english had technological/cultural edge over the irish, which led to a clashes of the ego. Yeah now I get it.
 
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TLDR: This is long but still manages to gloss over a lot

In the 16th century Henry VIII was king and wanted to get divorced so he could marry some other woman, fuck knows who. The Catholic church had control over the monarchy and forbade divorce in those days so Henry decided to start his own (Protestantism) and broke away from Papal jurisdiction (the Pope). The Catholics were basically 2nd class citizens from that day on, having their religion basically dissolved. The majority of people switched and you had years of fighting between the 2, which isn't even really finished. Now if Ireland was ever full of anything, it's Catholics.

From there a lot has happened but it culminated in Ireland gaining it's independence from the UK in the 20s. That didn't stop the fighting as you had the IRA fucking with the English and the UVF fucking with Ireland over who and what was British or wasn't. Catholics in Northern Ireland (which is still part of the UK) are still fucked with today. Then you have the towns and cities n the border which have a rather volitile mix of both. The UK govt renamed one of the cities; Derry was renamed Londonderry to get British tourists to go, it's a shitehouse so no one does. They also quelled a protest there by getting the army to shoot 2 dozen people with assault rifles (Bloody Sunday)

It's only really in the last decade or so that the hatred seems to be subsiding.
 

gassers

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TLDR: This is long but still manages to gloss over a lot

In the 16th century Henry VIII was king and wanted to get divorced so he could marry some other woman, fuck knows who. The Catholic church had control over the monarchy and forbade divorce in those days so Henry decided to start his own (Protestantism) and broke away from Papal jurisdiction (the Pope). The Catholics were basically 2nd class citizens from that day on, having their religion basically dissolved. The majority of people switched and you had years of fighting between the 2, which isn't even really finished. Now if Ireland was ever full of anything, it's Catholics.

From there a lot has happened but it culminated in Ireland gaining it's independence from the UK in the 20s. That didn't stop the fighting as you had the IRA fucking with the English and the UVF fucking with Ireland over who and what was British or wasn't. Catholics in Northern Ireland (which is still part of the UK) are still fucked with today. Then you have the towns and cities n the border which have a rather volitile mix of both. The UK govt renamed one of the cities; Derry was renamed Londonderry to get British tourists to go, it's a shitehouse so no one does. They also quelled a protest there by getting the army to shoot 2 dozen people with assault rifles (Bloody Sunday)

It's only really in the last decade or so that the hatred seems to be subsiding.
Interesting. So the conflict majorly erupted during/after the 16th century. Were British treating the irish the same as their citizens before that timeline?
 

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People don't respect people they are able to conquer. Look at how the Russians are treating the Ukrainians. It's because they've been able to push around the Ukrainians for centuries.
 

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I believe the death of Delores O'Riordan caused massive protests around the time of Brexit, renewing tensions
I don't even remember that one, it doesn't take much to set them off. You still get car bombs and shit on the news.

I didn't even talk about Brexit. Most of the hold up on that shit is because the south and the north have only just got rid of the hard border between them in the last 20 years (i think). They have to jump through loads of beaurocratic loopholes because the republic will be in the EU and NI won't be. It's fucking stupid tbh

Interesting. So the conflict majorly erupted during/after the 16th century. Were British treating the irish the same as their citizens before that timeline?
I'm not exactly a history buff but I'd imagine they weren't getting any Irish Lives Matter marches. I just know all this from school and sectarian football hooliganism. Ireland's just a 1 hour plane (edit, not boat, plane, you can get a boat but not in an hour) ride away from Glasgow so theres a lotta irish cunts round here.
 
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