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Why did Robert "White Family Values" Mewler never have kids?

Why did Robert "White Family Values" Mewler never have kids?

  • Barren

  • Ugly, fat

  • Kiked ("I don't want to bring kids into this awful world, mannn!")


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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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#SueLightningArmy

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I'd play video games with Sue but nothing sexual. Can I join?
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Literally after dozens of times of seeing this posted, I got a new thought. Forget how deranged and tragic it is that she's a dude that thinks she's a girl, but imagine how pathetic it is that your income comes from jerking off on camera and pegging closeted podcast hosts, that's a life destined to end at his own hands

I'm only doing the Mewler attack for fun because clearly she's sensitive and usually responds, but can't, lest she looks like me lol. I'd have PM this response to keep this secret. but PM'ing didn't work either. I'm a dumb boomer I made an error in thinking that PM'ing could work because a few cunts were threatening to doixx me. I still stand by my bit, not for obstinance, but because it was a good Pat troll and da fuk with apologizing over anything I do here, Imagine that faggotry? My continued heel thing is a bit, despite what the gallery thinks and all it requires is I honestly say what I think so it's not an act. Congrats on having the first reply to me that I bit on for new copy pasta for the boys. I'll amp it for the Boomia is just like Pat muse because I respond ever, atalker child.
 
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I'm only doing the Mewler attack for fun because clearly she's sensitive and usually responds, but can't, lest she looks like me lol. I'd have PM this response to keep this secret. but PM'ing didn't work either. I'm a dumb boomer I made an error in thinking that PM'ing could work because a few cunts were threatening to doixx me. I still stand by my bit, not for obstinance, but because it was a good Pat troll and da fuk with apologizing over anything I do here, Imagine that faggotry? My continued heel thing is a bit, despite what the gallery thinks and all it requires is I honestly say what I think so it's not an act. Congrats on having the first reply to me that I bit on for new copy pasta for the boys. I'll amp it for the Boomia is just like Pat muse because I respond ever, atalker child.
You get my answering all of these is itself a troll lol. Retarded kids raised on screens leave a lot of social queuing skills on the table. I do so hope I formatted that properly
 
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I had a fat chick I used to fuck and I was still young like 25, I honestly preferred to have phone sex with her and make her say better things than she'd ever do in person, where I'd fantasize she wasn't her.
I had a guaranteed thing at uni who was not fat exactly but was heading that way. She was one of those tiny 5'2 things with fat tits and more to hold on to than she should have had at 19/20. She had quite a pretty face though and I was really into big tits at that age so she used to drive me wild. Thing was though I had enough shame that I didn't really like to go out in public with her and would always come up with these lame excuses over why I didn't want to go out to a bar or the movies or whatever with her.

One day I'd gone over to her place in the afternoon and afterwards she asked what I was doing that night. I was going out with some guy friends but thought that if I said that she'd ask to tag along so I blurted out some bullshit about going out for a family dinner for my mother's birthday. Of course as luck would have it she went to the same bar with some friends as I went to with mine and I remember the hurt and confused look on her face when she saw me. I still feel kind of bad about it lol. She didn't speak to me again.
 
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Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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You get my answering all of these is itself a troll lol. Retarded kids raised on screens leave a lot of social queuing skills on the table. I do so hope I formatted that properly
His podcast, his rules, and he doesn't do bits haven't you heard it's a hang. Honestly it is a needed event and minus the overhype on this and the Bobo one they've all been fun to listen too....but Dan critiquing Dan with like a 100 pauses for comments might end up worse than the Bobo one. Less planning more hanging is more betterer.
 
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His podcast, his rules, and he doesn't do bits haven't you heard it's a hang. Honestly it is a needed event and minus the overhype on this and the Bobo one they've all been fun to listen too....but Dan critiquing Dan with like a 100 pauses for comments might end up worse than the Bobo one. Less planning more hanging is more betterer.
Haha yea I'm angry posting, have you even listened to the faggotry being spread here. Did you read the first 25 forum posts what a bunch of sissy boys.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I had a guaranteed thing at uni who was not fat exactly but was heading that way. She was one of those tiny 5'2 things with fat tits and more to hold on to than she should have had at 19/20. She had quite a pretty face though and I was really into big tits at that age so she used to drive me wild. Thing was though I had enough shame that I didn't really like to go out in public with her and would always come up with these lame excuses over why I didn't want to go out to a bar or the movies or whatever with her.

One day I'd gone over to her place in the afternoon and afterwards she asked what I was doing that night. I was going out with some guy friends but thought that if I said that she'd ask to tag along so I blurted out some bullshit about going out for a family dinner for my mother's birthday. Of course as luck would have it she went to the same bar with some girlfriends as I went to with mine and I remember the hurt and confused look on her face when she saw me. I still feel kind of bad about it lol. She didn't speak to me again.

Fat people aren’t human. Don’t feel bad about it. They should be made to suffer, you did gods work.
 

fenrir

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I had a guaranteed thing at uni who was not fat exactly but was heading that way. She was one of those tiny 5'2 things with fat tits and more to hold on to than she should have had at 19/20. She had quite a pretty face though and I was really into big tits at that age so she used to drive me wild. Thing was though I had enough shame that I didn't really like to go out in public with her and would always come up with these lame excuses over why I didn't want to go out to a bar or the movies or whatever with her.

One day I'd gone over to her place in the afternoon and afterwards she asked what I was doing that night. I was going out with some guy friends but thought that if I said that she'd ask to tag along so I blurted out some bullshit about going out for a family dinner for my mother's birthday. Of course as luck would have it she went to the same bar with some friends as I went to with mine and I remember the hurt and confused look on her face when she saw me. I still feel kind of bad about it lol. She didn't speak to me again.
Is this a Boomia copypasta? I'm losing track here.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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I had a guaranteed thing at uni who was not fat exactly but was heading that way. She was one of those tiny 5'2 things with fat tits and more to hold on to than she should have had at 19/20. She had quite a pretty face though and I was really into big tits at that age so she used to drive me wild. Thing was though I had enough shame that I didn't really like to go out in public with her and would always come up with these lame excuses over why I didn't want to go out to a bar or the movies or whatever with her.

One day I'd gone over to her place in the afternoon and afterwards she asked what I was doing that night. I was going out with some guy friends but thought that if I said that she'd ask to tag along so I blurted out some bullshit about going out for a family dinner for my mother's birthday. Of course as luck would have it she went to the same bar with some friends as I went to with mine and I remember the hurt and confused look on her face when she saw me. I still feel kind of bad about it lol. She didn't speak to me again.
Were her tits nice and did she give a good blowjob?
 
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