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Why did 80% of Jews vote for Kamal?

Dani's Thick Legsters

Why does it vibrate?
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In summary, the Talmud is not considered scripture by mainstream Judaism or Christianity. Within Jewish tradition, it is seen as an authoritative commentary on the Torah and guide for Jewish law and practice, while Christians view it as a human compilation of oral traditions and commentary, without divine inspiration.

Uh-oh boqsisters I don't feel so good
The Talmud was a bunch of child raping Rabbi's being kikey jews in order to defend child rape.

Muhammad had sex with a 9 year old
 

chocolatehellhole

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He's just mad that every time he flaps his gums I immediately turn around and make him look like an asshole. He'd be happier if I just called him a nigger and made fun of Samatar (which I never have).

Edit: I think I've called him a nigger but never made fun of poor Samatar. That's too much.
He says (lies) that Samatar never existed so who cares?
 

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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The Talmud was a bunch of child raping Rabbi's being kikey jews in order to defend child rape.

Muhammad had sex with a 9 year old
Not only that but it's just a cope to try to explain why God forsook them and allowed the second temple to be destroyed. It dates from the fifth or sixth century AD - it took them that long to find a way to explain Jesus away.

SAD
PATHETIC
He says (lies) that Samatar never existed so who cares?
On the off chance that it's true I'm not going to grave dance over it. I'm a piece of shit and a bad Christian but I do have limits.
 

We Have Everything

^^ Cognitive Mapper and a Beacon of Tawakkul
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He's just mad that every time he flaps his gums I immediately turn around and make him look like an asshole. He'd be happier if I just called him a nigger and made fun of Samatar (which I never have).

Edit: I think I've called him a nigger but never made fun of poor Samatar. That's too much.
"Poor Samatar"? My brother is in heaven as a Shaheed, don't pity him.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

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He doesn't need your hope. This life is but a game and he won via cheat code, can you say the same for your deceased family? (Unless any of them died as children, which would also make them automatic Shaheeds, but not so your adult kin).
If you think you can get to heaven on a technicality you might be a Jew! (or a Muslim - same thing basically).

I definitely have family in hell. The path is narrow. As it stands I'll be joining them eventually. Sad but I don't expect the Lord to allow filth into heaven.
 

We Have Everything

^^ Cognitive Mapper and a Beacon of Tawakkul
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If you think you can get to heaven on a technicality you might be a Jew! (or a Muslim - same thing basically).

I definitely have family in hell. The path is narrow. As it stands I'll be joining them eventually. Sad but I don't expect the Lord to allow filth into heaven.
All children who die no matter their faith are Shaheeds (martyrs) and end up in heaven.
 
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My wop grandma and her Jew friends were talking this Spring about how Trump was going to put Jews in concentration camps which gave me a lot of insight into how out of touch democrat voters are

Trump's Israel's strongest warrior and yet CNN or whoever was able to spin these old retards into believing he was going to put them in concentration camps.
Shut up you stupid faggot.
 

The Sue Deal

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He's just mad that every time he flaps his gums I immediately turn around and make him look like an asshole. He'd be happier if I just called him a nigger and made fun of Samatar (which I never have).

Edit: I think I've called him a nigger but never made fun of poor Samatar. That's too much.
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T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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And Christians are polytheists in their eyes which dooms us to hell. So Allah (who's totally not a demon trust me bro) fooled the world into thinking that Christ died and rose, allowed the world to start worshipping false idols due to Allah's own deception and now punishes people who believe it.

The God of the Bible was often misunderstood but He never deliberately set out to deceive people so that He could then send them to hell. I hate Mohamad so much it's unreal. @Mass.gov drop some cope on us, brother. Do some Boq Boq Boqqing, impugn our intelligence and our material circumstances and whatever you do don't address the issue.

It would be beneath you to defend your cult, after all.
 
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"Poor Samatar"? My brother is in heaven as a Shaheed, don't pity him.
Do you think allah gave him some lessons on how to watch where he steps?

*because Samatar does not exist this post does not constitute laughing at the tragic, untimely death of a child in horrific circumstances. It constitutes laughing at a sassy concoction devised by Iranian orphans and shit-scared drunk Floridian rednecks*
 
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