Why are geeks obsessed with middle ages? Like knights and shit??

[Dennyislife]

Wouldn't say I obsessed by it but I listen to a few history podcasts that go into the middle ages and slightly beyond.

When I am having a piss I can see a manor house dating from Elizabethan times and when I look out the front a church dating back to the 11th century with parts still standing from then. Road names and place names dating back to the past all around me so learning about why and how it all came to be feels natural.

 

[gassers]

Your Medieval-cels: Re-enactments...Medieval Times promo codes, etc

Our Medieval-cels: Create an Islamic state in Mesopotamia and Levant, etc.

Where you at with early Sumerian civilization boq?

Nice Gilgimesh stupid.

 

[guest]

This line made my ribs shatter. i am actually still laughing imagining that.

Yusuf Qumia, a supposed veteran of the Sultans camel-corps (but his records were called out by an investigation made by Imam Bilal Gilgore).

Where you at with early Sumerian civilization boq?

Nice Gilgimesh stupid.

Hey gassers...did Sumer even exist.

 

[Milk74]

Your Medieval-cels: Re-enactments...Medieval Times promo codes, etc

Our Medieval-cels: Create an Islamic state in Mesopotamia and Levant, etc.

Well said, but our guys are still pretty bad ass...

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Cmon, you’ve never fantasized about giving a proper rogering to a bashful medieval chambermaid, taking off her corset and the whole shebang?

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I hate all the middle ages shit but will go to the faire every year because it's the only outdoor public gathering I can name that is still very agressively white.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Yusuf Qumia, a supposed veteran of the Sultans camel-corps (but his records were called out by an investigation made by Imam Bilal Gilgore).

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Cause you get to bang easy fat ugly nerds

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Renaissance Fairs seem so gay.

They call them Renaissance fairs yet no attendees ever put on medieval Italian accents. Shinkleboutit.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

Is this a thread where we joke about it until someone comes out as a nerd? Because if so, I'm a nerdy faggot who likes high fantasy.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Is this a thread where we joke about it until someone comes out as a nerd? Because if so, I'm a nerdy faggot who likes high fantasy.

Are there stories where niggers are a slave race and kikes are ostracized moneylenders? If so I will become a devoted high fantasy fan.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

Are there stories where niggers are a slave race and kikes are ostracized moneylenders? If so I will become a devoted high fantasy fan.

You can capture and sell and buy slaves of a certain ethnic origin. You can also go around and pillage (and rape) anything you want while roleplaying that you were once a stinky peasant but you were so alpha you became a swordsman.

 

[guest]

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You can capture and sell and buy slaves of a certain ethnic origin. You can also go around and pillage (and rape) anything you want while roleplaying that you were once a stinky peasant but you were so alpha you became a swordsman.

For real? I thought games weren't allowed to do anything like that anymore.

 

[Bernard Murphy]

For real? I thought games weren't allowed to do anything like that anymore.

I mean, you can take anyone as a slave, and to be honest it's a little pozzed, like they have really weird gender equality for a game that's in the middle ages.

Think of it as an arcade-y experience. Sure somehow hundreds of years ago they apparently reached gender and racial equality, but nothing says you can't enforce your beliefs.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]