Why are cyclists such faggots?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Homeboy was super pissed because he was weighing and bagging up some powder and this fuckin nerd rolls up banging on the nigs trunk like hes the police, causing em to brush 3 grams onto the passengers floorboards. “Im at work nigga. Im at work”

I can't imagine not losing my shit on somebody for banging on my vehicle at all. One of the first times on the subreddit when everyone was like "Abe's kind of a psychotic piece of shit" was because I posted about how I roughed up some teenager for flicking a cigarette at my car. I didn't beat his ass or anything, I just threw him on the ground and kept pushing him back down with my foot when he'd try to get up. He had a friend with him who just straight up ran away and left him there lol. Faggot kid.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I posted about this guy before who is just an asshole. Sometimes he’s rightfully angry but he’s still a dickhead and he expects everyone in one of the most populated cities to be perfect and not inconvenience him

I think his most viewed video is him getting hit by a car

post the part where he gets hit y'idiot.

Wasted 3 minutes thinking he was going to get hit

 

[midwit]

If my choices in life were either wingsofredemption/true morbid obesity and all that comes with it or getting into shape via road cycling I'd choose the former without hesitation.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

post the part where he gets hit y'idiot.

Wasted 3 minutes thinking he was going to get hit

Excuse my language but where the heck does my comment imply that’s the video where he gets hit by a car

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

He lays there for several minutes crying before anyone helps him

17:45 gay! family guy style crying pussy

 

[RoTheHo69]

Aw, baby boy!

Does it pain you to be stuck in traffic while I whizz between your rustbox and the next, paying fuck all attention to traffic lights, road rules and paying the same amount in road tax?

do you have ya road loicense m8?

 

[RoTheHo69]

cyclists are fags because the seat goes up their ass. And they wear tights. All I got on that front.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

cyclists are fags because the seat goes up their ass. And they wear tights. All I got on that front.

You've said it all

 

[alkiefuck2]

I hope a fish is calling you a faggot on an underwater version of this forum somewhere

TheGhostOfMobyDick said:

Lol, only thing this faggot can catch is aids! Nice kayak, stupid.

 

[Dog Eater]

My girlfriend has a Ninja and does wheelie competitions and shit and buys those flint things that you put on the heel of your boots and make sparks on the road. Fucking dyke.

Her skin says mulatto but her actions say Nigger.

 

[alkiefuck2]

He lays there for several minutes crying before anyone helps him

LMAO, they truly are the redditors of the road
Ahhh, ahhh, hold my hand man

 

[Jizz]

Fawking love riding my e-bike and cant wait for the weather to warm up! Saves $$$ in gas, fun and I get some exercise. Fawk the haters.

 

[BUBBLER]

He lays there for several minutes crying before anyone helps him

That was great. The techno music really added a nice touch.

I do like that he shits on other bikers being retarded, he's a man of principle.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I'm a kayaker which are the cyclists of the seas.

That’s the truth.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Fawking love riding my bike and cant wait for the weather to warm up! Saves $$$ in gas, fun and I get some exercise. Fawk the haters.

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Is your basket to bring back all your snacks? #ruizing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fawking love riding my bike and cant wait for the weather to warm up! Saves $$$ in gas, fun and I get some exercise. Fawk the haters.

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That's a sturdy bike for a sturdy boy.

 

[Jizz]

Is your basket to bring back all your snacks? #ruizing

fawk yeah. It also can carry my bowling ball to the lanes!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

The guy that hit him with his car looks like Brother Joe lol I'm glad to see most people on his own channel are delighted he got hit. There's still some retarded pussies like "OmG, I CaN't BeLiEve tHeRe aRe PeOpLe wHo ArE gLaD yOu gOt HiT!" Really? It's beyond your comprehension that people think it's funny the guy acting like a little cunt got what was coming to him?

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I'm a kayaker which are the cyclists of the seas.

Someone with great wood working skills and a solid nigger hating sense of humor should make you a Scull oar shaped as a scalpel. Would be PFG!

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Lol the thumbnail "I want to fight people because words hurt my ego." How about "I want to mouth off with no repercussions." I've never lived in a city where you can just get away with lipping people. If I pulled up beside some guy and straight called him an asshole and a piece of shit I'd be fighting the guy.

Fawwwwk yeah, fawwkin wildly slashin' a scalpel out da window 'n shiznits. Learned from the best did ya?