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Why are cyclists such faggots?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I thought this was about motorcycle owners. Loud bike attention seekers who play dress up and have a club.
Ewwww faggots I'm surprised they are considered tough guys.
My girlfriend has a Ninja and does wheelie competitions and shit and buys those flint things that you put on the heel of your boots and make sparks on the road. Fucking dyke.
 

Safka's Enticer

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I posted about this guy before who is just an asshole. Sometimes he’s rightfully angry but he’s still a dickhead and he expects everyone in one of the most populated cities to be perfect and not inconvenience him

I think his most viewed video is him getting hit by a car

Can you link this video, I need to see this

I don't mind at all when drivers are stupid retards, but a cycler thinking they're too cool for the rules can go fuck off and die
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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He lays there for several minutes crying before anyone helps him

I've never been so happy to see someone get smoked by a car. Totally deserved. If some fucking dickhead ever chirped me like that I'd be chasing the fucker. "WRONG WAY FUCKFACE!" Are you fucking kidding me? The one guy tells him to shut up and he's like "nice rebuttal." What the fuck is he supposed to say? You just called him an idiot. If I were on another bike, I'd abandon whatever I was doing and catch that faggot and beat the fuck out of him. If I was on foot I'd just hope I had a glass bottle to throw at his head. I literally was getting heated up watching this miserable prick mouth off to people but his little scream right before he got hit made it all better.

What a fucking asshole.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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I've never been so happy to see someone get smoked by a car. Totally deserved. If some fucking dickhead ever chirped me like that I'd be chasing the fucker. "WRONG WAY FUCKFACE!" Are you fucking kidding me? The one guy tells him to shut up and he's like "nice rebuttal." What the fuck is he supposed to say? You just called him an idiot. If I were on another bike, I'd abandon whatever I was doing and catch that faggot and beat the fuck out of him. If I was on foot I'd just hope I had a glass bottle to throw at his head. I literally was getting heated up watching this miserable prick mouth off to people but his little scream right before he got hit made it all better.

What a fucking asshole.


This frat bro business man lookin guy tells him to shut the fuck up and I wish he would have rocked him because he looks like he could do some damage.

I’ve hate watched too many of these videos
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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This frat bro business man lookin guy tells him to shut the fuck up and I wish he would have rocked him because he looks like he could do some damage.

I’ve hate watched too many of these videos

Lol the thumbnail "I want to fight people because words hurt my ego." How about "I want to mouth off with no repercussions." I've never lived in a city where you can just get away with lipping people. If I pulled up beside some guy and straight called him an asshole and a piece of shit I'd be fighting the guy.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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Lol the thumbnail "I want to fight people because words hurt my ego." How about "I want to mouth off with no repercussions." I've never lived in a city where you can just get away with lipping people. If I pulled up beside some guy and straight called him an asshole and a piece of shit I'd be fighting the guy.
That’s his cop out excuse for not fighting people who confront him as he scurries away. “I’m not going to jail over words”. Just verbally assault hundreds of strangers every day and act like everyone else is crazy
 

Phish

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This was pretty dickish...

Homeboy was super pissed because he was weighing and bagging up some powder and this fuckin nerd rolls up banging on the nigs trunk like hes the police, causing em to brush 3 grams onto the passengers floorboards. “Im at work nigga. Im at work”
 
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